https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Kadett_E#/media/Datei:Opel_Kadett_E_crop.jpg

Opel Kadett E / Vauxhall Astra mk2. European grey market import.

You're overthinking. He just said they're gonna take some pictures with the dog who got into the car, give him some treats and say "poor thing, he doesn't know what he got into."

Then they will throw the dog out and continue riding the car on Ukrainian gas paid by US taxpayer money.