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ninjacomments 1 point ago +1 / -0

That Santa needs to take a Nerf Hyperfire dart or two to to the junk.

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ninjacomments 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right! That's what I want to donate to. I want a Nerf Arsenal from which all children can check out weapons. It will be GLORIOUS!

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ninjacomments 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hahah I was speed reading through and I thought that said:

"I'm dead and I'd beat that bitches ass." That'd be a pretty sweet trick. Like you and Zombie Reagan throwing down with commies?! Sweeeeeet.

Too bad you'd still be hungry after this one. Not many brains in that noggin.

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ninjacomments 3 points ago +3 / -0

99.99999% of me thinks that turd isn't doing anything about anything. 00.00001% really wants to see him drop a napalm-mega-moab that he had been working on and couldn't tell anyone about, then literally pull out a bucket of KFC and eat it on TV with a smug ass look on his face.

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ninjacomments 4 points ago +4 / -0

So... that's why they impeached over a phone call? We had it hit on the head, and they wanted to discourage anyone going within a mile of looking into this? And Hunter's lappy probably has plenty to corroborate...

I was angry at the three letter agencies. Now I'm disgusted. What an absolute and abject failure they've been to us. And this is the ninth or tenth concurrent thread of failure. Disgusting.

It's always been the individual patriots doing the hard work that saves our country. It's always been, and always will be. This is a strange, digital war.

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ninjacomments 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, I'm typically an autist... okay, maybe more Aspergerish... I'm a software developer. But this shit HURTS right here. What the crap am I looking at?!

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ninjacomments 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too few will catch the nuanced beauty in this... the clear front-sight tip.

This Pepe is a classically trained marksman, an artist, and a scholar.

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ninjacomments 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm 13 days short of 6 years clean :) 5 years is the "If you made it this far, you're probably set" mark.

Good advice though. We don't need and can't afford a fantasy world. But reality right now is taxing. Find the good, and keep it with you when you venture back into the chaos. I'm kind of thinking out loud, not ordering you what to do!

Cheers, man! Nice to meet you!

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ninjacomments 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not saying dooming is good, but chemo is no joke man. I’m a grown ass man and United States Marine, and I’m not afraid to admit I had an ugly cry meltdown on the second day of my third cycle. I about tapped out. Then the nurses were like “Oh lookie here! You’ve had an Ativan prescription for like two months!” I’d have been pissed off for longer, but about thirty seconds after they threw that in the IV, I didn’t care much anymore. Still, chemo is torture!

It’s not a bad analogy though. Our Nation has cancer. As much as I want to dive in and hack out the tumors with a chainsaw, we wouldn’t survive it. This is going to take several delicate surgeries and several cycles of chemo. It’s gonna hurt. It’s gonna work.

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ninjacomments 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, I'm Christian, but my walk isn't as straight a line as the 'Footsteps' poem. Mine's more like "Two sets here, one set here, one set straight and the other is doing some strange swirl pattern like a kid with ADD, straight set goes and meets it, one set of drag marks and one set of prints, one set of prints again..." you get it.

That said, I really appreciate these.

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ninjacomments 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA This was perfect this morning!

The one on the left has them air brakes and a real nice suspension.

The one on the right has a dick.

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