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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m so tired of seeing this crude-oil-faced hag that looks like a coat hanger wrapped in electrical tape.

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notstoolie3 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are kids… The two that weren’t trafficked already were used for a prop photo yesterday.

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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t think HR departments send texts.

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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same, I was thinking of skipping to the last line but I didn’t want to ruin it.

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notstoolie3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stealing money from California isn’t exactly a crime that deserves a karmic death penalty in my book…

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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

He just got ripped from his plane by an emergency ejection system at 2,000 feet. Those chairs have to eject you far enough above the plane to where you aren’t near during an explosion and high enough to where you parachute can properly canopy. Somebody was saying it’s like 50 G’s when you’re ejected. Of course he’s calling an ambulance. If you have two ejections in service, they retire your wings.

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notstoolie3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but did he vape in a theater?

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notstoolie3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahaha! They only mention Maui when the government is shutting down funds to Ukraine, otherwise they haven’t mentioned Maui in a month 😂

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notstoolie3 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was in Massachusetts and it’s a boy, not a girl. Wtf is wrong with this reporter?

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notstoolie3 9 points ago +9 / -0

The dumb liberal white woman in the back all smiles and taking a selfie like a 14 year old explains a lot.

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notstoolie3 6 points ago +6 / -0

So the word “homo” is a slur now, but the word “homophobic” is not. Got it.

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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

The filet o fish is low key the best item on the menu.

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notstoolie3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please add shitpost flair. I actually thought this was real for a moment, lol.

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