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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, Biden gets the "Biden Brief"... that way, if what's in the "Biden Brief" shows up in Bejing, they can clap the cuffs on and frog-march him away...

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nufosmatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the tack that Dominion's spokesman (not anyone from the company - they've all left this country); that Trump WON in all of the counties using their hardware in 2020.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSJKzhvx8nU

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

“This synchronization difficulty is a shortcoming of the version of software currently being used in Palm Beach County and that shortcoming has been addressed in a subsequent version of the software. These enhancements help to prevent such an anomaly from occurring in the future. Dominion is in the process of providing this newer version to Palm Beach County.”

Should be: this BUG FIX will the buggy software system we sold to you.

Bucher has been in negotiations with Dominion to buy new software, but she said the upgraded software would not have been available for the March 13 elections because it has not yet been certified by the state Division of Elections.

So the buggy software was "certified" by the state DoE, and the corrected software has not yet been "certified" by the DoE; did I get that right?

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interview to be done in the international departures lounge of an unnamed airport...

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came for the snark, I stayed for the ART!

And THIS is ART!

I need this for my bookshelf... to go with the rest...

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHAAAAT?!?

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did not mention about the interview being in an airport... international departures...

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Either that or call the pussy inspector. OK, I win the argument...

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nufosmatic 92 points ago +92 / -0

Washington Post, front page, above the fold:

Small Town Outside Of Baton Rouge Has Lost It's Collective Mind!

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

99.9971% of the people reading this still have "password" for their password.

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sig Sauer?

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I looked everywhere on the Babylon Bee and could not find this quote:

Mayfair has a strict no-gun policy. If the shooter had complied with that policy, no one would have been hurt.

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once conspiracy at a time, please.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would make a great news cartoon:

A drawing of the judge, with a shadow that is the outline of ODawg (big ears and all).

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stacy's a strong girl!

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nufosmatic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been a Republican since I watched the 1968 DNC in Chicago (reading articles while delivering the Chicago papers to a suburb). That was ten years before I could vote.

And I voted for Ross Perot because Daddy Bush pissed me off. And I have still not forgiven myself.

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