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orcwordlaugh 43 points ago +43 / -0

Kayleigh also would have been prepared for the question with a "Well, I'm glad you ask..." as she pulls out a binder.

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orcwordlaugh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Could he order them to rendition Congress to Texas for trial?

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orcwordlaugh 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm morbidly thankful that Robin Williams passed before 2016. He's one of the extremely few in Hollywood who it would upset me to find has TDS.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the contradiction? Communists aren't humans, let alone Americans.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that shirtless Putin at the front? It all makes sense now.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump won't hand Biden the nuclear football

the nuclear "football" — an oddly shaped 45-pound briefcase

Of course not., it'd rip the old geezer's arms off at the socket.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

So long as they properly capitalise, it'll be big PP.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm glad you made it clear you weren't gifting them people.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Big Mike identifies as a woman then Ellen is obligated to take it and like it, so says the woke cult.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me all excited that something had actually happened in DC. I was hoping the site was being overloaded with people looking for information on said happening.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that you mention it, the second "1" is slightly taller than the first?

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orcwordlaugh 43 points ago +43 / -0

The original joke, as I understand it, is that he responds "a milkshake" when they're obviously asking about the ostrich.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Air Force 1, the President's jet.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insert the two button meme of leftists trying to decide between memory-holing yet another mask-Karen or exposing another "racist"-Karen.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure it's not the turtle on the right?

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember to check your adult status at the door. The Australian government doesn't trust adults with anything which may over stimulate us. Guns, video games, high speed internet, Anime and I'm probably forgetting some others, all restricted or unavailable to most Australians.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's interesting because I've heard the opposite here but with the same conclusion. That truckers make big money at the moment and there will always be someone to take over were some to strike. Either way, it doesn't work.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's from the start of Die Hard (3) With a Vengeance. A great action movie.

https://youtu.be/RDnvXAkMnx8

When I first saw the TV edit as a kid, it'd been censored to say "blacks". Imagine my surprise years later when I saw the theatrical release.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +2 / -1

There's a brainlete in the comments posting an image of Lady Justice sending Trump away, tail between his legs.

Lady Justice is peaking out from under her blindfold so maybe the artist is also an idiot. It says to me that she's cheating and making a biased decision.

https://twitter.com/repeat1968/status/1337630024640315393

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need a meme of Trump opening a jar with Obama sulking in the background "I loosened it for you...".

Edit: Add drone controls in Obama's hands.

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