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orcwordlaugh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like he's making excuses. Should have left early enough to allow for the occasional messiah.

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orcwordlaugh 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is a bad-faith argument that appears to be based on a cherry-picked moment

May as well make Vice a fact checker with the bar this low. It's FACT checkers, not FEELINGS checkers.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why did these people thinking voting for Biden would get them a bigger relief payment? Trump was the one demanding $2000.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace the guns with selfie sticks and you're more accurate. I've seen rowdier soccer victory riots.

Edit: Come to think of it, Black Friday bargain hunters are more violent than they were.

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orcwordlaugh 43 points ago +43 / -0

Kayleigh also would have been prepared for the question with a "Well, I'm glad you ask..." as she pulls out a binder.

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orcwordlaugh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Could he order them to rendition Congress to Texas for trial?

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orcwordlaugh 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm morbidly thankful that Robin Williams passed before 2016. He's one of the extremely few in Hollywood who it would upset me to find has TDS.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the contradiction? Communists aren't humans, let alone Americans.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that shirtless Putin at the front? It all makes sense now.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump won't hand Biden the nuclear football

the nuclear "football" — an oddly shaped 45-pound briefcase

Of course not., it'd rip the old geezer's arms off at the socket.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

So long as they properly capitalise, it'll be big PP.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm glad you made it clear you weren't gifting them people.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Big Mike identifies as a woman then Ellen is obligated to take it and like it, so says the woke cult.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me all excited that something had actually happened in DC. I was hoping the site was being overloaded with people looking for information on said happening.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that you mention it, the second "1" is slightly taller than the first?

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orcwordlaugh 43 points ago +43 / -0

The original joke, as I understand it, is that he responds "a milkshake" when they're obviously asking about the ostrich.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Air Force 1, the President's jet.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insert the two button meme of leftists trying to decide between memory-holing yet another mask-Karen or exposing another "racist"-Karen.

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orcwordlaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure it's not the turtle on the right?

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