Ok, doug2, now this is just damn funny!!! Thanks!
Painfully true.
So we can borrow it back, Dummy!
FUCK Youtube. This is incredible.
I have just posted this: https://thenationalpulse.com/news/chat-logs-rally-plot-trump/
OMG! That's hilarious!
And I upvoted this picture, just because I like its spirit, on so many levels...
OMG -- LOLOOLOLOLOLOL!
Signed in just to upvote you.
I admit I burst out laughing when I read this 'Pede! Thanks, and I signed in just to upvote you!
haha Female Pede here -- in the last 2 weeks I changed out the gearshift sub-assembly in my truck, and then did new plugs, coils, and wires on it. Runs like a top now. All by myself (with Youtube vids for reference!)
Maybe with a small measure of "you dog-faced pony soldier" thrown in! And maybe even "something something ... dog-and-pony-show" too. And in keeping with the Christmas Spirit, perhaps he was thinking it was a "One horse open sleigh!" also... Who knows?
However, don't you forget -- he is STILL the "smartest man his father has ever known"!
Yes, some confusion might be expected with a completely unfamiliar idiom. But in this case he has confused a couple of well-known simple references, "One horse town" and "one trick pony" -- and perhaps even his favorite obscure insult, "you a dog-faced pony soldier" for good measure.
Then he also forgot "dog" and "faced" LOL.
Most attorneys can't say it either. That's why it is shortened to just "Cert".
Hope you grow a lot of hay to feed her horses then, bro.
Yeah, all that part except the getting up in the dark, UGH. No thanks.
Sure, just BOTH sign pre-nups!
hahahahah spoken like a true romantic...
The link is a tweet 8 hours ago from Deperno's own Twitter account. So it's real.
The link is a tweet 8 hours ago from Deperno's own Twitter account. So it's real.
I've posted it before. I don't know why it gets no traction! I would think it's pretty pertinent -- like in a lawsuit by Dominion claiming that their software never switches votes, k'now?