Look. We're rugged men. Hell, our women are exponentially more rugged than the left's most manly soyboi. We legally play with rugged, dangerous and spectacular things.
We don't want to blow anything up, we just want justice. But if we weren't so nice, if there was a device made, it wouldn't have went thud.
I just dusted off my Soda Stream and I had a half gallon of Sprecker's Root Beer syrup in the closet. $40 for the 1 gallon syrup makes 5 gallons.
Fuck Coca Cola. This tastes like a cold, carbonated glass of self respect.
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They're probably referring to the steamy shit left on Nancy's desk.