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phantom50 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dr. Science, here. It is often overlooked that early Darwinian texts posited that early, transitional reptiles wore masks to break free from their cursed bodies that required gills, thus forming modern lungs as we know them today. The reptiles knew that by wearing 7-masks they could hydrate their "new gills" or "gills v2.0" sufficiently enough to live outside the ocean and disgusting lake water (fish poop in it) and conquer land, where there we no cats and the streets were filled with cheese. Darwin also posited that Epstein didn't kill himself.

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phantom50 1 point ago +1 / -0

This ONE word can be used to DEBUNK all of Bill Gates's claims: ZUNE

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phantom50 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying that you're a White Bronco with two black guys inside you? ME TOO! I thought I was the only one!

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phantom50 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I ordered this book, I was recommended M&Ms by Amazon. M&Ms Minis, that is.

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phantom50 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let him. Then DEMAND he give 100% to the Parkland victim's families

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phantom50 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, That's Psaki the Psalmist I talked to the Russian embassy today and asked why they gave her that hat. They said, "We ran out of paper bags."**

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phantom50 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone else find it odd that they put Buttigieg in charge of "tailpipes"?

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phantom50 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better get the based Taco Bell version, then (Pizza Hut sux!)

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phantom50 2 points ago +2 / -0

Write home to Mom and let her know you are okay. Postage not included.

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phantom50 2 points ago +3 / -1

Blemishes and hyperpigmentation on face

Unsightly brown pigmentation on the face can occur if the liver is sluggish and not working as it should. When the liver is not functioning properly, oestrogen in the system increases. This causes a substance named tyrosinase, an enzyme containing copper, to produce more melanin (skin pigmentation) and causes blemishes on the face or the entire body.