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phobic_phobic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Standing right behind them at the Walmart. Those 60 inch tv's are tough to carry by yourself.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or sticking your dick in a blender.

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phobic_phobic 24 points ago +24 / -0

I mean c'mon man, that thing has a five-head and enough blue hair dye to pollute the Potomac. Pulling the chutes early was a life saving measure.

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phobic_phobic 0 points ago +1 / -1

I will. Someday. It ain't today and it ain't a year from now. Let them work the kinks out of it. I'll take it when I feel it's safe to do so. Not when some bureaucrat tells me to.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Man Drowns, Standing Up in 3 Feet Of Water"

"The man fell into the shallow water and his mask got wet. Fearing death from COVID-19, he leaves it on and drowns from the water in his mask."

HAHA by Maaam
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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dammit. Net Neutrality got me.

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phobic_phobic 3 points ago +3 / -0

You CAN invade the mainland. Either Washington state or Oregon.

Soy-sucking d-bags would be on their knees surrendering faster then the French. Granted, they wouldn't get past those states because once the corridors of Starbucks turn into the mountains and fields of corn and grain, it's a different story.

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phobic_phobic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I nodded off twice during that crap. Who needs a MyPillow or melatonin?

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phobic_phobic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Third time I seen that and it's funny every time.

5 Stars. Would LOL again.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Things that take zero EFFORT:

Living life as a lefty liberal.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those who can't do, Teach. Those who can't teach, Teach P.E.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Face could make a freight train take a dirt road.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step one is declaring that we just want to be accepted and left alone, correct?

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, they can try. They'd make it exactly 13 millimeters onto my lawn and that's about it.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fine. We'll get the full story when they are 23, on trial for killing their parents and have a book to shill for money for their defense.That's how these things work. There's no saving them because they have been conditioned to believe the dogma of translife.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I must be transphobic rather than super straight because I don't wanna bang a chick that has a 5 o' clock shadow.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They handed him the order to strike Syria and he signed it thinking it was a permission slip allowing him to go to Chuck E. Cheese.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I stopped reading the first sentence when I saw the green hair.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm no longer affiliated.Had my registration as a Republican changed.

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