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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's gonna go all Johnny Cochrane on them. If your machines are shit, you must acquit!

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lesson Addendum:

A Tyrant will always have an excuse for their tyranny. Not once has the invocation of the "greater good" been for the benefit of everyone. A law or policy in the name of the "greater good" is never voted on and passed in bi-partisan fashion. It is always done in duress of the citizenry, If a policy needs to be sold to the public, it should probably be re-worked. "Circling back" isn't a thing. It's a term to hide the fact you know nothing about this subject and will probably know nothing about that same subject tomorrow.

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phobic_phobic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swallowswell's version of Bang! Bang! by Danger Danger

Fang! Fang!

It was a warm night south of Chinatown They said they'd seen ya You were sneakin' around with a commie, Girl these rumors are drivin' me mad

All my Congress friends turn their face to the wall When they see me, what the hell's goin' on am I so blind That I can't see when I'm being had

I know it's silly but girl I really thought we had a chance I must've been crazy!

Fang Fang! What's that sound? Stealing state secrets while I had my pants down. Fang Fang! You're so cool, Wasn't that hard to dupe this fool Fang Fang!

Girl you told me you were not like the rest Heard the crinkle of documents under your dress It was easy when I'm handcuffed to the bed

I believed you, now that's all in the past Cause I made some mistakes after shitting my pants Never put your cash on the line! Never put your cash on the line!

I know it's silly but girl I really thought we had a chance I must've been crazy!

Fang Fang! What's that sound? She stole state secrets while you had your pants down. Fang Fang! You're so cool, Wasn't that hard to dupe this fool Fang Fang!

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at that... then think about Joe's head in that same situation without notes or a prompter...

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Story is "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Didn't copy along with the rest for some reason.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. Just an ACTUAL News organization. Those days are, sadly long past.

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phobic_phobic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm wondering how many deaths listed of COVID are actually "Stepped on a Lego and split their head open" deaths. There have to be a few at least with everyone stuck home...

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh muh muh myyyy Shemansky!

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of those things you see and instantly give a loud "HA!"

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, Steven King is just not the writer he used to be.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's... unfortunate.

Hope they get a TDS vaccine soon before it's too late.

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phobic_phobic 7 points ago +7 / -0

15 years from now, his children will ask "Why again did you not allow us to see our Grandfather? Oh yeah, because you're a soy-sucking cuck who is so petty that his hurt feelings had to come before family."

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen, in the greater area in I live a total of ONE Biden/Harris sign. ONE. More Trump flags/signs/stickers than I can shake a stick at but next to nothing on the Biden sign. The local Talk Radio station has this one cranky Dem that calls in every morning but other than that, there's not much hope for Dems here.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

They all have the same title should we finally decide we've had enough. "Casualty"

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine that conversation...

Hello, I'm here to remove my child from this school.

Why?

Because of that sign in the window.

What? Are you against equality? A racist? A BIGOT?

No. It's because you people CAN'T FUCKING SPELL KINDNESS!

by Badawah
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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then is it was/not was?

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure he has some bandaids and a tourniquet in his bookpack so he'll be fine. He is wearing that fancy "Paramedic" hat afterall. Just roll around, you'll be aight!

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

She always looks like she has Ritalin on a full IV drip.

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phobic_phobic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wanna know why I won't trust a Bill Gates Vaccine? Two words. Windows 95.

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phobic_phobic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twice. He acquired a large sum of money twice.

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