Twice. He acquired a large sum of money twice.
At the end did he say "When he gets home and his mom pulls out a chancla to his cranuim"? Heh
He ain't no Branch COVIDian.
Did Jim forget about that shitshow with the traitor's father in the Rose Garden?
I'm still looking for someone who actually has COVID-19. I have yet to find one. I haven't even hear of someone who knows a guy that has a friend that has had it...
The true definition of a "Shortbus Samurai". Charge headlong into battle then looks confused and bloody when reality comes in the form of a tear gas canister to the dome.
Sonufuhbitch... I was drinking when I seen "Fender-fluid" and not i need a napkin.
If the_donald is banned and no one was there to notice, does it even really matter?
That face says "Go ahead... TRY ME"
"Do something, even if it accomplishes absolutely nothing." - Some wiseass, somewhere.
Corona Cash. Rolls right off the tongue.
Or a cemetery. Hear they vote Democrat every time.
A LOT of people are going to look VERY stupid when this is all over.
"Sure! Let's tank the enonomy, close down every sports season, incite panic in the whole Country because ORANGEMANBAD!"
I'd like to think they will feel ashamed but let's be honest... we know they can't feel shame.
Yep. The Politics of Envy are enough to motivate a good-for-nothing Mountain Dew-swigging reddit addict to go protest against "The Man", but not quite enough to go get a job.
Don't no one want Shorty B to be POTUS.
Wanna know why I won't trust a Bill Gates Vaccine? Two words. Windows 95.