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plastic_Strawman 5 points ago +5 / -0

A hot au pair might be just the thing to help end its confusion.

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plastic_Strawman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or just a mix of their laughs. Call it Dueling Cackles. I'd be ready to blow my brains out in under a minute.

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plastic_Strawman 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

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plastic_Strawman 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be much harder to believe without all those pics of Joe sucking face with one of his other granddaughters.

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plastic_Strawman 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'd say he was just fixing soup to make the Chinese officials feel more at home and he couldn't find any bats.

by T100
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plastic_Strawman 13 points ago +13 / -0

Chew soap!

by NYtoHI
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plastic_Strawman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either a normal sized torso on midget legs, or a grown man wearing a very full diaper.

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plastic_Strawman 8 points ago +8 / -0

TIL Skynet wasn't really evil, just misunderstood.

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plastic_Strawman 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm suddenly glad I wasn't here yesterday.

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plastic_Strawman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder what they'd do if they realized how many people respond to their threats like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUl9NPPMx8s

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plastic_Strawman 7 points ago +7 / -0

The next time she says something stupid, I hope her Twitter replies are nothing but, "Okay Caryn."

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plastic_Strawman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I assume you mean him, not her.

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