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pmmeyourproblemsolva 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a bible verse, it goes: No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.

There are a lot of different ways to paraphrase that, but I like: "If I've tested you it's because you are strong."

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sometimes ask myself which is worse, if there is some vast conspiracy, or even worse, there is no conspiracy, everyone is an idiot, no one is driving the ship and we're just on board for the ride. Douglas Adams wrote a book about that, it was pretty good, they made a couple film adaptions, they were not as good.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think so, this was like ten or twelve years ago so memory is a little fuzzy, I think she had some legit thing she was worried about. I'll just never forget the neighbor and the board.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's funny like 90% of out state is based, it's just a handful of population centers, but I suppose that's the story of the whole nation.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 11 points ago +12 / -1

When I was born I was black

When I was sad I was black

When I was hot I was black

When I was sick I was black

When I was scared I was black

When you was born you was pink

When you was sad you was blue

When you was hot you was red

When you was sick you was green

When you was scared you was yellow

And you call me colored.

Agra Gra

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 2 points ago +2 / -0

Embarrassment probably. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to tell someone it takes a third person a piece of wood to get down.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeff Cooper wrote a book called: "To Ride Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth." It's kind of hard to get, out of print, not on any e-reader, but I highly recommend it.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 3 points ago +3 / -0

A wise man once said if you can hold them in you're hands they ain't fake.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not easily shaken, but that made my skin crawl.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 4 points ago +4 / -0

My job requires them but we all just stopped giving a shit anymore, even the CEO.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea, your balls, usually just one of them, can get sucked into the abdominal cavity. I'm told it's really painful.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 17 points ago +17 / -0

Okay, I got to tell you my favorite one, this woman and her husband came in, this woman clocked in at something close to 500 pounds. She was knocked up and wanted a vag. exam. The doctor couldn't get to her lady parts, because belly. Finally the doctor just asks her, "how does your husband get to your stuff?" She explained when she and her husband want to have sex, they call the neighbor, and he comes over and uses a board to hold back her belly while they do their thing. KEK.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yea, we all knew that, that was the point of posting that story, it was funny because he thought we would believe that. Guy ended up getting an emergency colonoscope to remove said object.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's already in trouble for spending state money on parties she called meetings. Somehow this shouldn't shock me. How is when my state makes the news it's never for something good?

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 22 points ago +22 / -0

You get to see some shit when you work the E.R. My favorite was the guy who tried to say he slipped and fell on his wife's dildo while running naked through his kitchen.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife mentioned this last night. She didn't remember where she heard it. Do you remember where you read this? I'd like to read up on it.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a fellow lifetime member who follows gun news (Armed American Radio is great), I agree with your assessment.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was decidedly a GloBoy at my hotel on the night of the 5th, he was hanging around outside questioning the smokers. I tried not to engage, eventually he just grabbed me by the arm, got all up in my face, and started asking pointed questions about what I would do if the 1/6 rally didn't work. I told him everything is in God's hands, man that pissed him off.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it was GOG.com.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 27 points ago +27 / -0

I knew this guy way back in the 90s, a crackhead sold him a stolen car stereo, that night he breaks in and steals it back, but the funny part, the same crackhead came around and tried to sell it to him again.

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