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practicalize 1 point ago +1 / -0

At best, this Pope just called the US Constitution “perverse logic”.

Personal and national security are the precise protections of the right to bear arms.

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practicalize 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like a deranged commie muppet

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practicalize 4 points ago +4 / -0

They literally have to save those up (presumably for the debates). Max dosage is like 3 per month or else it causes nerve or brain damage, if it's the treatment I've heard of.

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practicalize 41 points ago +42 / -1

Maybe he's having more "bad days" with his Alzheimers in light of the bad news. The pressure is mounting. It's a lot of stress for a frail and diseased mind.

I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

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practicalize 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tom Hanks became a Greek citizen recently because he really likes feta. No other reason. Stop asking questions.

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practicalize 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could you imagine if there were news articles being written across the world about an anonymous Twitter account?

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practicalize 26 points ago +26 / -0

Most of New Jersey died from Net Neutrality. Australians went extinct due to healthcare. I heard Qanon may kill everyone in Africa.

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practicalize 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some mormons have more than one wife. Mittens votes on behalf of more than one party. It's science.

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practicalize 2 points ago +2 / -0

I intend to vote based upon their qualifications

He's making it very clear that he may vote FOR or AGAINST. He is publicly stating he may side with the Democrats later instead of now.

MAY JOSEPH SMITH SMITE HIM WITH GOLDEN PLATES FROM THE TOP OF KINGS PEAK!

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practicalize 1 point ago +1 / -0

Credit for the effort, but is this some sort of paper meme from a copy machine?

Our meme makers play it old school too.

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practicalize 10 points ago +10 / -0

Technically, it shows Ballsack Eyes' face, which may merit censoring. No one knows for sure if those are actual ballsacks under Soros's eyes or if it's an optical illusion.

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practicalize 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you reread his quote, he just says he'll vote. He doesn't say he'll necessarily vote for Trump's pick.

He's left the door open to decide his vote later, so chances are high.

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practicalize 3 points ago +3 / -0

He said he's committed to voting--but he specifically didn't say he'd vote for Trump's pick. He said he'd vote based on their qualifications.

He's sandbagging.

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practicalize 14 points ago +16 / -2

A turncoat in magic underwear is still a turncoat.

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practicalize 14 points ago +14 / -0

He works hard for you! He works hard for me! He works hard for the future of our children! He works hard for America!

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