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praise_lord_kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY FUCK. IT'S SO UGLY I WANT ONE NOW.

Thank you for pointing me in the right direction. I love you.

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praise_lord_kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had the same thought. Growing up in Snohomish County, I always admired how accommodating the state was to firearms in general. Lawful open carry. Easy to apply for a concealed permit from the sheriff.

Then I moved to AZ. (5 years ago.) I've watched my old state crumble and burn from afar.

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praise_lord_kek 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Every 6 months, a new firearm must be acquired, and added to the growing number in every man's closet safe. Failure to do so will result in accusations of faggotry."

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praise_lord_kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make sure to always stop in Ellensburg to take a piss.

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praise_lord_kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure I've seen it. Then again... I just go to Burger King a lot. Ha!

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praise_lord_kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love it. I live in Florence. Whoohoo!!!

See all you pedes there!!

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praise_lord_kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everybody need to try them saltines.

I order them online and have them shipped to AZ.

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praise_lord_kek 2 points ago +4 / -2

The faggotry is ripping through.... the hand wringing... the solemnity...

THIS SITE IS FOR MOTHERFUCKING ENERGY. IT'S A 24/7 TRUMP RALLY.

I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU PEDES THERE!!! FLORENCE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA!!!!

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praise_lord_kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live approx 6mi away from it and I'd venture to add two zeros to that number. (Feels like it anyway.)

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praise_lord_kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every year for Country Thunder, our poor little town is overrun. I should invite Pedes to stay at my farm and have a FJB BONFIRE.

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praise_lord_kek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone around Apache Junction made an enormous facsimile of a mask for his truck. Looks just like a medical type mask but 100x bigger.

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praise_lord_kek 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thought about it, and have decided against it for now. I'm not willing to torch a business over the actions of one Karen. If this becomes a recurring problem, I will happily post it up. I frequently drop at this dealership and have NEVER had problems before. I've left a message for the service manager including my name, number, email address and my business. If they reach out, I will direct them to this thread and let them handle it from there.

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praise_lord_kek 146 points ago +147 / -1

I stopped at a Loves truck stop in NM for fuel. As I'm climbing out of my truck, the overhead PA is blaring "DRIVER IN PUMP 18 YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK. PUT ON YOUR MASK. " I gave them a thumbs up and a smile. Climbed back in and took my thirsty truck down the road to Flying J.

God I hate New Mexico.

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praise_lord_kek 586 points ago +586 / -0

In the 12 years since I started my business, I've only had 3 people actually call. Once, I was sitting on the couch watching Scrubs, and a furious person called and claimed that "one of your drivers just cut me off, flipped him off, and was swerving maliciously. " I looked out my window at my truck in the driveway and asked when it happened. "Just now!!!"

Ok, sure. How'd you get my number? "ITS ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING TRUCK!!!" Weird. My truck is sitting in my driveway and hasn't moved since last night, so try again.

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praise_lord_kek 41 points ago +41 / -0

I do apologize. It wasn't until I got to the Quiktrip that I had opportunity to pull out my phone. If I head back that way and the car is still there, I'll snap a picture.

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