The human molotov cocktail we needed.

Every leftist policy is a self-reinforcing death spiral

That wooden AR is speaking my language...

It's true, though the image of GEOTUS wrecking some Korean kid's shit at an RTS game is pretty hilarious.

We've got the very best extra dimensions, don't we folks?

Gofundme but not Gofundthee

Bloomberg is too big

Said nobody. Ever.

We're going to find out there's a MIB-style alien living inside of the thing she wears on her head, controlling her.

That might be the most strawman argument in a field completely full of strawman arguments.

No way, obviously some 22 year old gender studies blue hair knows more than the aggregate wisdom of all of western civilization, utilized by some of the smartest people who ever lived, because they're not rayyycissss

Two wolves and a sheep vote on what to have for dinner

Yeah, I gotcha, it definitely looks kind of like that too, and I thought it was a strangely different design. Plus, his half-assed explanation sounds like communism to me!

The pic is from all star weekend and that was the logo for it this year.

It’s poetry

Yo, dawg, I heard you like winning, so we added some winning to your winning!

Well, the left has been threatening to burn things down if they don't get their way, so if the shoe fits...

And Woodrow Wilson was outraged in typical arrogant leftist fashion when the Dems didn't nominate him for a third term after having a massive stroke.

TFW: Slow and steady finally is winning the race

Leave it to shitty leftists to pervert and corrupt true liberalism...

No joke, they're the very best at that. Believe me.

Fun fact: Captain Morgan was a real life privateer who pillaged his way into purchasing a sugar plantation and became Lieutenant Governor of Jamaica.

The cat is just thinking “Damn! I better not push trying to get my dinner early!”

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Slow and steady wins the race.

Paddlin' Peggy Hill has entered the chat

I've also experienced the pup at the Denver airport on a return trip.