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pullofthemoon 39 points ago +39 / -0

We have the best militias, don't we, folks?

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pullofthemoon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Devil's advocate: I believe taking baths with Alicia Silverstone is the way to go, too.

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pullofthemoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for you! And remember the full text of the order: "...wear a medical or non-medical face covering due to the presence of coronavirus-2019 (COVID-19) in Colorado."

It says wear a 'face covering'. Not where to wear it or how to. So long as it's a face covering, you can wear it on your arm. Around your neck. Hell, wear it on your head like a yarmulke. That's my interpretation, anyway!

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pullofthemoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

My mom and I made cheesecloth masks last night. Technically still a face covering.

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pullofthemoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, we'll see how compliant folks are in El Paso County. Or anywhere else with little tolerance for Denver/Boulder bullshit.

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pullofthemoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any word yet on whether CNN is first to arrive at his house again to cover this big news? No? Huh, must be busy...

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pullofthemoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you, pede. My company pays me very well, and I have a bright future with them and a great way to provide for my son. I can struggle with some B.S. for that. Godspeed!

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pullofthemoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for any patriotic player to take a knee.

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pullofthemoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

This debate can't come quickly enough. I absolutely cannot wait.

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pullofthemoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she's had 21 abortions, she's been having a lot of unprotected sex. If she's been having that much unprotected sex, she's probably got a hell of a lot more things living inside her than babies. Yuck.

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pullofthemoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if it takes you a book, a college course, and a Ted Talk to define a single word, you're probably overcomplicating it.

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pullofthemoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm trying to come up with a more nuanced answer than just, "Because she's dumb", but I think that about covers it.

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pullofthemoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just read that last one in the "Nope, Chuck Testa" voice. Made it even funnier.

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