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pushbackv2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, you got the first mainstream Puerto Rican who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man!

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pushbackv2 43 points ago +43 / -0

This is so inaccurate.

Where’s the inflatable donut on the chair to support his prolapsed anus from all the ass fucking?

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pushbackv2 34 points ago +34 / -0

Find someone who loves you as much as an FBI loves a bushel of dicks.

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pushbackv2 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been trying to make it the Portland of the south.

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pushbackv2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Twitter Musk sounds like the worst fucking cologne ever.

Essence of anus.

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pushbackv2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't want to go down that rabbit hole.

In fact, you don't want to go down any hole Big Mike's dick has already been in.

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pushbackv2 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is to give Joe Biden the talking point of "under my Administration, we mobilized our intelligence networks to keep Americans safe by waging a war against online disinformation campaigns"

I swear, they will do whatever they can to pass off Sleepy Joe as not only competent, but a badass. It's like a kid trying to hype up his drunk uncle with rheumatoid arthritis as a ninja master.

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pushbackv2 140 points ago +140 / -0

To be fair, a group of men who proudly served our country and enjoy sex with women is probably terrifying to an FBI agent.

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pushbackv2 10 points ago +11 / -1

The only people keeping the black community down in education is the black community. You excel in your classes? You’re “acting white” and mocked relentlessly. Literally anything you do to better yourself is ridiculed by your peers.

But no, let’s make the math racist because retards and social justice warriors prefer lazy explanations to holding people accountable for their own success.

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pushbackv2 3 points ago +4 / -1

Holy shit, I don't know what's more beat up.

The elastic in the waistband of Chris Christie's pants or Kamala Harris's holes.

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pushbackv2 14 points ago +14 / -0

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN WHILE GIVING XI JINPING A HANDJOB

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pushbackv2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Willfully ignorant or just retarded? I can excuse the latter at this point.

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pushbackv2 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS didn’t involve minors, this was an orchestrated sting.

The kid diddling, pedophilia and rampant child molestation going on is completely normalized at this point. Those offenders are protected.

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pushbackv2 21 points ago +21 / -0

At this point the weapon is a big floppy purple dildo.

Only idiots I’m seeing still clutching at their zippertits over COVID are reddit trannies and faggots and compliant low-IQ Asian and Hispanic families.

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pushbackv2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Diddle me this, diddle me that. Who loves touching kids like Hunter loves crack?

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pushbackv2 22 points ago +22 / -0

You're forgetting that diversity and inclusion are force multipliers.

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pushbackv2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mike's gotta let those nuts breathe.

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pushbackv2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looks like Epstein's prison guards were able to find more work.

Whoever said Joe didn't create more jobs?

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pushbackv2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Economist and Curator of pipes and the finest parmesan cheeses

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pushbackv2 46 points ago +46 / -0

You'd get a more honest take on the economy from a spastic crackhead fishing for cigarette butts in the sidewalk than Opinion Columnist Paul Krugman.

Mainstream journalism exists only to perpetuate gaslighting.

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pushbackv2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m so so sorry brother. I was following your journey with so much hope in m heart since my wife and I lost our son at 42 weeks to a stillbirth in December. I was just praying and hoping that he would come through. My heart breaks for you and your wife and I just want you to know you’re not alone friend. No empty statements to attempt to console, just heartfelt prayers from my wife and I. Theodore will not be forgotten.

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