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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

l can't read the title without picturing Kamala, anymore

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

The republican party can burn down... and from the ashes the Patriot Party shall arise. PINOs from now on get deported to outer space. (PINOs: Patriots in name only, pronounced as PEE-no and PEE-noes singular and plural respectively)

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quesadalejandro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats: [Send Wuhan flu patients to nursing homes] - "LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, DRUMPHF!!!" CNN: - "Look at all the people dead by Covid! This is Trump's fault" CNN, after Biden illegitimately gets into power: - "Covid? l hardly know her."

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Without realizing it, these people are going to 'The hypocrisy is thick' themselves into the gulag so fast that their heads will spin.

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quesadalejandro 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Thas was just a debate" is too literate for Kamala, she just said three times in a row "lt was a debate" while psycho-laughing, knowing that the media would be on her side no matter what.

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quesadalejandro 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's no fun in being the president of a graveyard

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

l wish l had moved to a different state recently so that l could upvote you more than once!

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

...l don't want to die like this! [Me, while diluting the hopium]

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at her hand, index is longer than her ring finger... that's a woman.

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quesadalejandro 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Doctor, give it to me straight... Do l have COVID?" "No, but you do have leprosy for some reason"

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Star Wars reference was plain to see, but is that also a Hannibal reference l see?

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and 80% of politicians and 95% of the media.

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me answer your question with another question. What was the box that came after the jury box?

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture:

"List of Republicans who vote towards impeachment"

...and this picture:

"List of Republicans who are on video fucking a child"

They're the same picture.

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quesadalejandro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Everyone always says "lf l could go back in time, l'd buy stocks in Microsoft" Well, here's our best shot at that without the need for a time machine!

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quesadalejandro 4 points ago +4 / -0

l've been promised a lot of things this last year... please, don't go breaking my heart on this one as well.

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was the sort of foreshadowing seen only on George R.R. Martin books. Fly lands on Hillary because she's full of shit and when fly landed on Pence we weren't ready yet to see that he was just as much.

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quesadalejandro 2 points ago +2 / -0

His political life is over.

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quesadalejandro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps someone will return him the favor, to his face, with a sledgehammer.

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quesadalejandro 31 points ago +31 / -0

Replying for the second time to say that in my country the word 'censura' (Censorship) is number one trending because Argentinians are furious that Twitter did this!

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