God better help your sons if any of them inherit that sweet jawline of yours because they will be getting chased by all of the girls in a five mile radius.
This is Arrowverse villan type mentality.
This is why people are better poised to find a wife in church than on Tinder.
Same here, brother... l am in absolute control over my actions and no morning wood will tell me what to do.
One can see the irony in Biden wishing to ban the owning of firearms while at the same time willingly taking one and actively choosing to shoot himself in the foot with it.
<Sees image> "l am **FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!!!** l CaN't BrEaThE, l nEeD aN aMbUlAnCe"
Also, someone might say "Keep the meltdown compilation images small" DON'T! l want to read the meltdown for hours!
lf you search on Twitter 'Electoral Map' and remember the accounts that make wild predictions of Biden winning in a landslide, you may get a neat compilation of a meltdown after Trump wins. Also, the YouTube accounts 'Let's Talk Elections' 'Political Analysis - Election Predictions' or 'Political Forecast - Election Predictions' (probably among others) are giving the predictions of Biden getting from 334 to 357 electoral votes and they're supposed to be professional in their election analysis, so the comments in ther videos (if they don't go dark) will be <chef kissed fingers>
As an Argentinian, l advice you to also channel your inner Videla; an Argentinian dictator who, also, enjoyed long helicopter rides with his favorite liberal bus-bombing constituents.
...and while we're at it, vote to turn California red!
l'm sorry, little one ♫l didn't mean to hurt you, l'm sorry that l made you cry♪
"Yeah, but he lost the poular vote on his first run and therefore this is the apple that fell from his poisoned TREEEEEEE!!!" That's what they'll say
Thewashambro: - "Trump literally only has to get ONE of the gray states to win." Trump: - "Yeah; let me get Nevada, New Mexico and New Hampshire... and l haven't even gotten started on the grey states" Thewashambro: - "Stop ruining my awesome map!!!"
This may sound funny to you, but l was very much against the legalization of pot until The Donald (on reddit); l would never smoke it myself, but the government shouldn't be allowed to arrest you for what you do on the inside of your home... plus l think it'd be hilarious if Trump comes out one day and says "l'm legalizing marijuana" XD
Have any of you ever seen a trans person's penis? l have to because l'm in medschool, but those things look like anything other than a penis.
Now if he does win it, it'll be thanks to you.
l'm one of the crazy people who believe VA turns red. l also believe that MN goes blue. lt's faster to just show you my map: https://www.yapms.com/app/?m=4a8p Trump: 325 vs Biden: 213
l have decided many days ago that l'm going to cry if, indeed, NY turns red.
Leftists who are going to be broke leftists: https://twitter.com/Bob69Barker420/status/1320706145049321473
We should be sending you your newly deserved White Priviledge™ sometime between this week and the next. Edit: Goshdaggit, a lot of people already made this joke. XD
This is extra spicy when you know that the average volume of the ejaculation of a boar is 8.8 fluid oz.
CNN: <MemeOfTheGuyPointingAtAButterfly> - "ls this literally an act of terrorism against black people? Yes!"
l'm not even American and l'm simultaneously counting the minutes to November 3rd and flabbergasted that it's so flipping close already... l also have that tingling feeling in my chest when l think about the three SCOTUS and the dumpster fire that the democratic party has become and the margin by which Trump is going to win and the posts full of salt compilations that we're going to be getting. l'm either excited like l've never before been in my life or l'm having angina pectoris. XD
"Hurry up with that quarter pounder... dude." "lt's ma'am! REEEEE!!!"
Are you... Are you a time traveler?