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r_u_srs_srsly 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, they chucked it out there then had History Channel Ancient Aliens run a whole season on it and meme it as ancient astronaut theorist stuff.

people who think it's skunk works stuff will continue to believe that

people who think it's aliens didn't need this to continue to believe.

people who think it's all made up will continue to believe the government would lie to distract from issues.

people who think the dude is well meaning but isn't correctly investigating the videos he found and released will continue to believe the dude is a good dude but just misguided in thinking this is a Spartacus moment.

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r_u_srs_srsly 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll never understand these people who have somehow landed the cushiest job in America making controversial public statements.

Shit, just sit in the seat and say some passivist shit and cash the checks.

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r_u_srs_srsly 0 points ago +2 / -2

was I mandala effected?

I though auchwitz was gas chambers in the showers, not burning people in ovens

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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not going to fucking farm it

all these dipshit blue checks talk about restoring rainforests to clean the air

you know what does a better job cleaning the air -- cornfields.

Where the fuck do you think the corn gets the carbon to grow from a seed to an 8 foot tall plant in 3 months -- the fucking air

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r_u_srs_srsly 11 points ago +11 / -0

you remember when that random dog walker who just happened to look like some important person who happened to own a similar dog was murdered in NYC?

yea, I don't either.

Should probably start looking up California congress women's husbands and see if any of them look like this guy.

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r_u_srs_srsly 88 points ago +88 / -0

lol, blue checks worrying about his job?

I'm on board with not firing someone on an allegation.

The allegation isn't even contested.

Why is this person not arrested and charged with sex acts involving minors?

Put him on leave until his case is sorted in the courts, THEN fire him when he's convicted.

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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

next you'll tell me it has 3/5 the surface area of a nicke.... oh my God

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +1 / -0

they've come so far from

"action figures are for boys, dolls for girls"

to

"toys are just toys"

to

"action figures are for boys, dolls for girls, but they need to be next to each other"

nothing makes these people happy

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r_u_srs_srsly 3 points ago +3 / -0

taking hormones, cutting off your dick and cutting a hole in your pelvis does not make you a woman.

It makes you a mentally ill and disfigured man.

If mentally ill adults want to disfigure themselves, fine, but they can wait.

Or they can let 12 year olds buy alcohol, whatever, at least be consistent.

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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

next thing you'll tell me they found out where the minerals for the battery come from?

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r_u_srs_srsly 49 points ago +49 / -0

where have I heard about UV lights before? seems like that was a long time ago

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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

the US military gets a stand down order to combat extremism yet a majority of these respondents say they're extremely concerned about basically everything.

So it's ok to have outspoken extremism so long as it parallels the ministry of truth?

This is so unhealthy to be this concerned about basically everyone you even partially disagree with.

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r_u_srs_srsly 52 points ago +52 / -0

show me the chromosome that indicates any other sexes. That's what the science says.

It's fine if they want to call it 57 genders mental illnesses.

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r_u_srs_srsly 5 points ago +5 / -0

that sweet endorphin rush of contributing to the motherland that isn't soon enough replaced by the sheer terror when communism begins its devastation.

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r_u_srs_srsly 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was told by the supreme court this was illegal and unconstitutional when Trump did it with DACA? Doesn't he need a good reason?

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r_u_srs_srsly 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ask why she handed over the gavel and booked it out of the house chambers 5 minutes before the "insurrection" took place.

She thought she was leaving them all to die

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is why kids are doing more degenerate shit now like wanting to chop off their nuts or take HGH and pretend to be a dude.

Tenagers want conflict with their parents.

What would have given this person that their parents would do anything other than love them? Probably nothing?

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r_u_srs_srsly 3 points ago +3 / -0

remember how Trump was literally always in a suit

the most dressed down we ever saw him was when he was carrying his tie in his hand at 3am walking back into the whitehouse after he brought home Americans.

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r_u_srs_srsly 6 points ago +6 / -0

in before chuggers is declared racist by the ADL because there are two g's in the middle.

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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

make sure you can breathe easily

I know one way I can breath easily

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