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raver9876 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy needs a part-time job writing comedy.

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raver9876 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geffen is the worst of the worst.

Very likely a habitual serial killer of young twinks.

Business partners are Spielberg, Oprah, etc....

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is Spielberg?

Where is Hanks?

No, I am serious, go look for them...

Hanks just release a movie that he wrote and all you can see are canned two month old interviews of him.

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sneaky cop technique. Firmly grip gun. Let thug put you in a headlock. Before passing out shoot thug in leg, knowing that the major leg arteries are located on inside of upper thigh. Thug bleeds out in about 4 minutes. Dead thug.

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds good, light up the BBQ!!

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, spice it up man.

Get some Goya pickled red peppers or pickled Jalapeños and throw some of that in your bologna sandwich.

(I am only 50% sure that they actually sell pickled peppers..)

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raver9876 4 points ago +4 / -0

Classic philosophy is about the pursuit of truth. It is very useful.

Science is a just a set of systematic processes within Philosophy that can answer a limited set of questions.

Modern/Post-Modern philosophy is just put out there to confuse people about truth.

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add some chopped white onions white frying that bologna.

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raver9876 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just Kidney Beans?

Dude, spice it up a little!

Enjoy the best thing about diversity, food!

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raver9876 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are required to wear a mask to enter a store or someplace, never cover your nose and you will be able to breath pretty well.

If someone complains, put something in both hands (eg. a can of food in each) and ask them to touch your mask and put it in the right positions for you.

More than likely they will go away.

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raver9876 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure he said "Happy" and not "Horny".

But look at his hands, always all over women and girls.

He is a creep.

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raver9876 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can you eat wild hog?

If so, is it bacon-like or gamey?

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raver9876 4 points ago +4 / -0

Before you try to force a minimally tested Covid-19 vaccine on my family, we must do the following:

  1. Usually during pandemics, viruses mutate towards less harmful variations as the most harmful strains kill too quickly to spread. So, stop panicking.
  2. Independent research on the harm of vaccine adjuvants must be done.
  3. We must get rid of all vaccine liability protection for pharmaceutical companies.
  4. Realize that there has never been a vaccine for a cold virus.
  5. Understand that the recent flu vaccine seems to have made people MORE susceptible to Covid-19.
  6. Understand that a normal person with a decent diet and enough sleep can ward off most illnesses.
  7. See that some therapeutic treatments are working for Covid-19.
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raver9876 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly the same logic works for vaccines.

Your kid got their shots?

Good, leave my kid alone.

by Graylik
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raver9876 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the Chinese run out of USA pork, I heard that Panda meat is a good substitute.

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raver9876 3 points ago +3 / -0

I miss going to a Puerto Rican supermarket and being surrounded by Goya products... sniff...

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raver9876 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but those refugees are white, so we don’t have to feel sorry for them.

Shouldn’t they just cash in their white privilege?

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