Hippy lettuce is way down low on the list of MAGA concerns.
Personal belief is that a company can test for it and prohibit it from a safety standpoint. Like pilots, 8 hours from bottle to throttle. What you do at home or at the club is your business.
Government's only interest would be taxing and assuring quality.
Directly at the post office. Nobody goes there anymore so it is rarely slow service. You can send a single piece instead of buying a book of stamps to lose. Also, the added benefit of triggering a possible lefty postal worker is priceless.
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