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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I work for one of the most faggoty companies in the Bay Area... We're a small Dept in the back and it's MAGA all day

It's hard transitioning from MAGA rally mode to "vegan-needs" mode

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I walked in on my house being robbed in 2018... I heard the fuckers upstairs and I had no idea if my firearms had been compromised. I also had pets in the house

I retreated behind a neighbor's car with my CC and called 911... They showed up 7 hours later... I cleared my house myself

The substation is 10 minutes away

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realPhantomFuck 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm the lone conservative in my family... I handed out MAGA hats last year

It wasn't pretty

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realPhantomFuck 17 points ago +20 / -3

My family has only ever adopted rescue animals

Fuck breeders. Once you rescue an animal, they're yours for life

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great deal on living accommodations, great freak watching, and all excess funds are going back home to buy more guns

The city is also red

I do miss Summerlin. I'll be back home for Christmas!

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realPhantomFuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had to flee to California because he destroyed the Great State of Nevada's economy... 5x the salary but I miss my firearms

HOME MEANS NEVADA!

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realPhantomFuck 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'm forced by my employer to receive a nasal lobotomy every Monday...

This company is 700 people and has hundreds of contractors/construction workers visiting each month at our buildings

Not ONE positive test since March and this is in the Bay Area. Shit doesn't exist

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I modded back on Reddit... It's a second job sending cucks on helicopter rides

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lyin' Ted

Conplyin' Ted

Lion Ted

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realPhantomFuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct

There's a reason why President Jackson's portrait is hanging in the Oval right now

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realPhantomFuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Native Nevadan here

Shit was rigged

They illegally kept the polls open and that's how we got Cortez-Masto

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, they put cats and dogs in baskets and use a crane to drop them into boiling water

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