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rebelcurse 12 points ago +12 / -0

Here it comes! The beat down and exit!

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rebelcurse 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha, Ha. I thought that was the distant son of Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean!

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rebelcurse 9 points ago +9 / -0

Of course it is the Democrats asking for an investigation. From WSJ on 8/10:

"Last week, senior Democratic lawmakers urged the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to investigate whether potential insider trading laws had been broken, citing the timing and scope of the trades made by the company and its executives before the deal’s public announcement.

Kodak shares, which jumped 25% the day before (July 27) the Trump administration’s $765 million loan was made public, skyrocketed by more than 2,000% in the two days after the loan was announced, generating massive profits for Kodak’s executives, some of whom, including the company’s CEO Jim Continenza, had received stock options one day before the loan’s announcement."

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rebelcurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite is when the journalist, I mean activist, says that the lab is a “box in a box” and totally secure according to the CCP. It’s not like they 8 months to remodel the lab and make it look picture perfect.

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rebelcurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie, please."

The man says, "The golf is no problem, but all the caddies are taken at present. Here's what I can do for you: We just received 8 brand new robot caddies. If you're willing to try one out on the course and tell me how it works out, your round of golf will be free."

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.

He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job." But the robot caddie said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is too much for this hole."

Reluctantly, the golfer used his 3 wood, and the ball landed about 10 feet from the hole.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.

As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think the putt will break left to right."

The robot again spoke up, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected him, he decided to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole. But his luck didn't end there. His entire game wasthe best he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.

On his return to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was it ?"

The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week."

A week passed and the excited golfer returned to the pro shop. He said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."

The man behind the counter said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."

"COMPLAINTS? Who could've complained about those robots? Mine was incredible"

The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were made of shiny metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding other golfers on the fairway."

The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did, sir. Then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other thinks he's the President."

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rebelcurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

a/k/a Coke Mom. Allegedly she has done so much coke she needed her nose fixed. Can no longer snort coke, so she is abusing pills.

Source: Crazy Days & Nights

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rebelcurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won’t work with Outline or archive.is either

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rebelcurse 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if I can borrow that forehead. It would be great to project outdoor movies for the neighborhood.

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rebelcurse 9 points ago +11 / -2

Chanel left it on my nightstand....

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rebelcurse 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice watching the reporter in the front row complain about her mic. Two staffers come over and manhandle the equipment. That is a total of 3 people touching the equipment. Not one person disinfected the equipment. They know...

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rebelcurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am in Upstate (the real Upstate) NY and remember the whole Tawanna Brawley hoax clear as day. For the hoax alone he should be put in jail. Ruined many good upstanding families with his lies.

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rebelcurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just tried, worked for me.

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rebelcurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here is the article archived so we don’t give the fuckstick’s at Daily Mail UK our ad dollars.

He’s baaaaaaaaaack

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rebelcurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like ANTIFA’s strategy to send in the tank division at the end. 😂😂

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rebelcurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you just assume sexual identity? 😂

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