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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncle Rico is in the goolag for eating too much steak from the fridge

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupidity to ask about dead animals. Thats like asking “where are all the dead rats during the bubonic plague?” Uhhh they were the carriers. Viruses are species specific

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres no culture that’s failed more badly than black american culture. Worst of all, they’re infecting other cultures, too. With their constant toxicity

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remember1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just because I'm eating this pizza, don't assume I'm a pizza eater.

I might be chewing this pizza temporarily to spit it out. Or maybe the pizza identifies as broccoli.

Stop judging me, bigot!

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remember1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

My wife likes to put walnuts and chocolate chips in her banana bread, topped with brown sugar crust. Always a hit at the office

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remember1776 38 points ago +39 / -1

FUCKING IDIOTS.

An audit is supposed to instill CONFIDENCE in our elections, to prove that there was no wrongdoing.

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stop giving me a reason to hate and I'll stop hating. At the moment, plenty of reasons to hate.

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remember1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Betcha that 4 months radicalized him

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feel free to jump off a bridge. Then you'll add a credit to the earth's carbon footprint. Do it en masse, LIBRULS. Take a friend on a trip to the Grand Canyon

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

clean shaven with a new set of teeth

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about Camel Crush, where you have the option to pop the menthol capsule? Are those banned, too?

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

he gets the couch and microwave dinners for about a week

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