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ronburgandy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cocaine Mitch makes him sound too cool, Bitch McConell is the only thing that works.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly 4 years of sun, sand, and Corona in Zihuatenejo doesn't sound too bad tbh.

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ronburgandy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah before the boating accident I was looking at at least 3k in NFA taxes under Chairman Joes "plan". I don't have anywhere close to 3k rn.

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ronburgandy 19 points ago +20 / -1

You forgot about cox.

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ronburgandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

You don't actually need windex, just use either ballistol or water or both.

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newsflash bud, we're already gonna lose 2022 and 2024 because of Dominion.

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

IDK about y'all but I plan on being a crazy woods hermit before I would let them cart me off to such a place.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Booze, cigs, and porn will also be valuable commodities.

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm starting to feel ole Dutch Van Der Linde was correct and I should go to Tahiti where I can be left alone.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you expect when you have literal fuckin commies in power?

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"analed in Austin, butt fucked in Boston etc"

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plan on moving to at least Ft. Worth when i'm done with school. If money was no object I'd aim for a giant ranch in the hill country.

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ronburgandy 63 points ago +64 / -1

Glad I keep my 60s car around tbh, its a complete piece of shit but it gives Al Gore and Greta a fuggin aneurysm

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drinking scotch and burying my guns? At this point it seems to be the only plan that works

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chinaman is the preferred nomenclature at this point dude

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Hilux has a proper non cucked diesel in it, and that alone makes it far more desirable than any Tacoma. A Hilux is the only Japanese vehicle I would ever own tbh.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"To take the ferry in those days cost a nickel, and back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me 5 bees for a quarter you'd say, anyway I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, only we couldn't get white onions because of the war, all we could get were these big yellow ones".

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

A mai tai is WAAAYYY too complex of a cocktail for someone as doped up as Crazy Nancy to mix. Bitch would be lucky to be able to remember the recipe for a black and tan.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

To quote Marty McFly "Hey, I've seen this one before!"

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is WWG1WGA just Q's tripcode or is it an acronym?

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