What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate.
Actually it's kind of nice in the territories such as Guam, American Samoa, etc. because the GOP & Dems are primarily the native islanders, so the whole identity politics thing especially when it comes to race becomes completely useless. Lefties get confused when they get there :)
"Will you finally denounce white supremacy"
..I was surprised they didn't follow up with the standard "did you stop beating your wife" lol
"Next loaded question!"