Hey Achmed, why do you always smell like goat ass? Is it on your shoe?

I got banned from that shithole in 2016. It was a proud moment.

They self segregated and then were like "oops". Fucking commie retards.

I literally pray, and have prayed, that you are right.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NANCY!

How do you say "cavitation" in .308?

What's wrong with .45ACP and 10mm? You.. you... insert name of the week here.

We all have egos. Every one of us. I love the POTUS because he's unselfish. And because he's not one of them. I would have never jeopardized my family or my business. His was a sacrifice most cannot understand.

Why go to work at a physical job when you can sit on your ass collecting MUH STIMYULUS checks and unemployment. Most of that money is paying for weed and tattoos, anyway.

These days, if you're in a medical track in college (BSRN, PA, MD), your future is gold. Otherwise, if you get a business degree and then go to welding or electrician school, you could very well start your own company after 5 years and make an metric fuckton of money.

Just the left cooking soy burgers in a grill.... they even fuck that up.

Cerrano: “I go to you. I stick up for you. But you no help me now, I say ‘Fuck you, Jobu.’ I do it myself.”

Hey FBI boys and girls - very impressive that you can't find JACK SHIT on Hunter Biden, but you can come after us. Good job!

Canary clause... whatever.

Except that the FCC is getting rid of POTS lines by 2022. For real. Back to carrier pigeons.

It's never too late.

Same. And I have no filters or limits to my destruction.

This is all you need to know about Ed these days: zoom.

No need to hate just because you don't have a gf.

This makes me sad.

Shortest. Dissertation. Ever.

Bullshit. Guys are now looking for an early ETS because they don't want to BACK to the middle east or fucking Mali. They don't want to be put on an FOB that is in a FUCKING BOWL IN THE MOUNTAINS like obama did. They're not enamored with him. They don't want to be set up for loss.

WHAT AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT. And she's not pretty, either.

The first cowboys were actually Spaniards.

I can't believe he didn't mention Sake. That shit is delicious. I had it for the first time last spring. And I'm not even a big drinker.

"reporters" fuckinglol