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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the work in North Dakota is remote from everything else.

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got kicked out of a sports club for not getting stabbed. The day that rule was passed I stopped the marketing campaign that basically paid for our capital improvements and they got rid of half their membership. They didn’t think that decision through at all. They changed their ways and I’m back, but this year it’s all about fun with no responsibility. The board needs to feel a little more pain.

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Under the Navy’s pilot program, the service will accept lower scores on the AFQT, between the 10th and 30th percentile, as long as the prospective sailor’s ASVAB individual line scores are still high enough to qualify for a Navy rating.

Translation: This recruit can be the dumbest dumbfuck on the face of the earth and we'll still take them.

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make the Wordle numbers go to shit. That'll teach 'em!

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schiff_for_brains 6 points ago +6 / -0

The idea is that 2 of 3 branches will ultimately make the right decision. If that's not possible, the Constitution can be amended to assure that the right decision is made.

If the courts overrule Congress, first Congress has the ability to impeach judges. The Executive can weigh in and also appoint better judges to move the needle over time.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Stacey abrams is also a ton of Democrat so it kinda evens out.

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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let us know how you get the dye pack and timer through the little money slot.

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schiff_for_brains 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was suffering from mental illness and people took advantage of that.

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