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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great. Go work with the guy above to bring us hyperconvergence. And we want more convergence than the Dems. Huge convergence. And don’t forget you’re the FNG. Do thrice as much as you speak.

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schiff_for_brains 36 points ago +36 / -0

Conspiracy theorists: 1736 Government: 0

Not that anybody’s keeping score.

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schiff_for_brains 37 points ago +40 / -3

We can. Go buy us many many servers and start putting together a data center with N+1 redundancy. You did order those circuits months ago, right? When you’re done we can start configuring routers and switches. Oh yeah...and we need the SAN and software installed before bed time.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

The entire election system is built around two parties. Unfortunately, you have to take one over to get anywhere.

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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah. While she’s a sitting Senator she gets intel briefs and cannot be arrested going to and from the capitol building.

Also, like $5k a week in salary (her whore market value is only declining) and she’s a potential peachmints vote.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

We must never allow the commie scum to seize the memes of production!

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

None. If I ever had any they were lost in a boating accident.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably. Merkel has held power for a long time despite not being popular.

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should have done it the day after mueller submitted his report.

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schiff_for_brains 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I had $100 million or $20 billion I doubt that I would know the difference.

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you mean the pledge of allegiance?

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice how he’s making a triangle over his crotch to symbolize a vagina.

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