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signature226 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember being mesmerized by the classic Sesame Street clip of the crayon factory (with the quirky music) as a kid. This gives me the same feels.

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signature226 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Rather than launching a successful business I had immediate and overwhelming support for, I realized I’d be robbed of important time spent racking up college debt and shitposting about Assault Rifle Fifteens.”

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signature226 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if it's all Tula? Ain't touching that shit twice.

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signature226 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm getting irritated with chubby opinionated comedians lately.

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signature226 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'd do better with a dietician.

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signature226 2 points ago +2 / -0

But if you want them in your house, you cage them and manage their diet. OK.

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signature226 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know what this is about and cringe-bailed when he mentioned the dog. I remember him from True Romance and I don’t need that movie fucked up by whatever potential cuckery I just averted.

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signature226 7 points ago +7 / -0

Drink Coke!

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signature226 3 points ago +3 / -0

You capture at least 70+ genders with the XXL size, so ...

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signature226 2 points ago +2 / -0

Normalize this. Karens will unmask so fast if they think males are getting off on them.

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signature226 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free yourself from the hooks of that cancerous site. You'll do fine.

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signature226 24 points ago +24 / -0

Those mental abs of theirs must be rock solid from all those gymnastics.

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signature226 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wrote off sports, movies and pretty much all TV shows. I have plenty of pre-woke things to catch-up with and/or revisit. Also, actual hobbies.

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signature226 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s way more brain safe than wondering if he eats foreskins like actual humans would eat corn on the cob, or if he bobs for them like apples, but in a semen trough.

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signature226 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll table my judgement, as this problem just MIGHT be solveable by chugging copious dicks. Not sure how the Lance Armstrong analogy fits, but ok.

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