These fucking stupid pundits and political commentators who keep telling us to focus on the runoffs, I can’t even describe how much contempt I have. IF YOU HAD PAID ATTENTION, THE RUNOFFS WOULD BE OVER ALREADY. IF YOU KNEW HOW GEORGIA RAN THEIR ELECTION AND WHY VOTERS DONT THINK THEIR VOTES COUNTED YOU WOULDNT HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO TELL THEM TO DO IT AGAIN.

I’m ALMOST rooting for the Dems to take the Senate at this point. Let them fuck it all up so at least they can be blamed. ALMOST. That’ll get these bandwagoners to ACKNOWLEDGE what has happened.

You’re the biggest punchline of this entire election. Like most of us, you hate the rot of establishment DC. Like most of us, you’re populists who want American citizens to prosper and are angry at those who’ve sold out our future and gaslit us in the process.

But unlike us, you roll over and shake hands with the devil. Look at what some of you have become. The DNC fucked your boy over. The Iowa caucus was a shitshow. You know Bernie has been robbed and what did he do? Fucking nothing. Became a cheerleader for the backstabbing cunts who’ve already kicked him and YOU to the curb. Watching you pretend to look forward to Biden’s inauguration is truly sad. You’re chumps who had the chance to take control of your party, and didn’t do it. And you think your real enemies are populists on the other side of the aisle, so you downplay election fraud full well knowing you just watched every populist running get snuffed out for some Weekend at Bernie’s Manchuria candidate. Congratulations on becoming a cheerleading parody of what you thought you stood for, maybe if you spend enough time in the D’s friend zone they’ll throw you a bone.

Five.

One to stand by and not do it until we have a new President

One to stand outside the door and make sure no Republicans enter

One to consult with President Xi before doing anything

One to give the press their talking points about how Republicans won't let them screw in the lightbulb

One to contact Perkins Coie in case the Republicans grow a spine and try to get the courts to order the light bulb be screwed in