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skyhawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take "things that never happened" for the current price of beef, Alex.

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skyhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

The communists keep this up to date pretty regularly (invalid diagnoses why their dogma failed peppered throughout, again the whole human nature element):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because on paper there is no human nature variable to account for, which is why they're dumb enough to think it works. Remember all those COVID models that said millions would be infected and dead within weeks? Same flawed thinking based on idiotic computer models: garbage in, garbage out.

by Visic
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skyhawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Motherfuck, telling this story in 2042 all the kids are gonna think I'm gay

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skyhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

It means retarded ideologies like communism don't account for human nature, which a) communism completely ignores and b) totally undermines the basic tenants of communism, which is why it never works; people do what is in their own best interests, not in the interests of a collective. When someone gets a bonus from their job do they think "hey, I'm going to donate this to the US treasury!"? Of fucking course not, they think about how they're going to use it on their family, or how they're going to make Papa Biden proud by pissing it away on coke and escorts.

by Visic
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skyhawk 13 points ago +13 / -0

I used to pick up my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures and pretend they had my back protecting us from Shredder while I was on a date with Barbie. Shredder was actually my sister who I stole the Barbie doll from and I'd rip her fucking top off.

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk about you, but I start all my bowel movements by pulling down my pants, taking a nice comfy seat on the toilet, and shoving my entire arm down my esophagus to the point that I can grip my shit from my lower intestine and extract it straight from my mouth. Then I use a nice refreshing flushable wipe to rinse off my butthole and go about the rest of my day.

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skyhawk 60 points ago +60 / -0

The guy acts the same way around a fucking head of lettuce.

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skyhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know about the rest of you, but my blonde hair is on the top of my head, not the other way around.

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skyhawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even after his two terms he's still trying to folk us, folking us all to death

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well the tweet isn't, not sure about video, but I wanted a reason to start referring to her as Drunkie Pox.

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skyhawk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Peanut allergies. When did the peanut become the most toxic substance known to man? Have you tried going anywhere near a school with peanut butter? Holy shit! They look at you like you slathered it on your cock and went skipping across the playground!

-Greg Giraldo

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skyhawk 22 points ago +22 / -0

Joe Biden: Asleep at 8PM EST

Donald Trump: Ready to rally your world at 11PM EST

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skyhawk 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who is she even saying "thank you" to? Just a bunch of people standing around doing nothing and the guy telling her what we all think.

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