by Creek
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slangin_paint 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hey! That income has diplomatic immunity. Tax free, silly peasants

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slangin_paint 37 points ago +37 / -0

More than a tax. It is an excuse to nueter any advanced, industrial economy so that the people can be kept poor, dependant slaves instead of free, prosperous, independent people

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

ONLY A GENIUS WOULD THINK TO TURN OFF CAPLOCKS. THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY COMPLEX AND SECURE.

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy back? They can have the ammo for free!

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

We were not killing communists in our midst. That's how this happened.

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slangin_paint 16 points ago +16 / -0

That was fast

by cereal
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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya, its only in his fucking username 🙄

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!! The truth has been staring us in the face the whole time. Da Blasio inadvertently opened a wormhole or something and that's what swallowed Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Fuck, man. Brilliant.

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

well if you make the chain mess small enough the mosquitoes would have to fly over the fence, so..uh..checkmate?

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just ignore the orders. I can make wild proclaimations too, but you'd have to be a fool to live your life by them.

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slangin_paint 16 points ago +16 / -0

and we are supposed to voluntarily stop patronizing our favorite businesses so that those same businesses won't be shut down...even though I still can't go there. got it.

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