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slimcoat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gas soars to highest prices since previous Democrat occupied the White House.

That's a better headline.

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Down with them and everything they stand for.

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gotcha. It's okay to be a little selfish during a funeral. You gotta work through your own stuff -- don't worry about others, especially if they don't bring as much value to your life

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lost my mom in 2019 and I know what you're talking about. It's been 2 years and I still feel her presence. Even during the funeral, her body lying at rest only feet away from me as I delivered her eulogy, I could sense that she was still conscious, still alive somewhere, just not here.

You and your family are in my prayers, 'pede.

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm at the point where if somebody says something in casual conversation about their desire to mandate vaccines, I'm going to challenge them to meet me out back because that's what it will take to put that poison in my system -- somebody forcibly asserting their dominance over me. If they beat me in a fight and subdue me, they can inject me. If not, I'll break their jaw so they have to finally shut up for once and think about what they're saying.

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

At some point we'll just have to arrest people ourselves and then hold a trial in a court consisting of we the people. A parallel economy may not be good enough, we may need to have a parallel government, too.

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slimcoat 7 points ago +7 / -0

packer pride

This made me lol.

I no longer identify as conservatives. Conservatives are losers. I don't know what label applies to me any more, but it's certainly not that.

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't this a scene from Mad Men? I distinctly remember the guy walking out of an elevator saying something like "I don't think about you at all."

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

He likely chastises and denigrated "alpha males" on a routine basis and is now turning around and trying to use them to convince people he hates to obey.

I would enter this type of frame when I was 15 years younger. Now I recognize snakes and don't interact.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Today I found out that my dad’s wife - a psychotic liberal - literally took the oxygen mask off of his face, walked out of his room and closed the door behind her.

Something should be done about this.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe they gave them all away to fatties who got vaxxed.

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only loyalty they have is to their own genitals. Dysfunctional freaks.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harder to come out as unvaccinated these days.

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