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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it's kind of like how I grew up in the church and kind of envy those who had a real dramatic Road to Damascus moment. I also don't want to be the Prodigal Son's older brother, though and shun those who had some problems but came back to the fold.

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slrpnls 9 points ago +9 / -0

To quote Ben Franklin in the only musical about the founding fathers (1776)

"Because it's a NEW IDEA, YOU CLOD!"

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

At church today one of the elders commented that he drives by a lot of churches to get to ours. He had noticed that in the last few weeks all of the churches have full parking lots. My father said his church has many people at the services he goes to and the church he watches on YouTube seems to be doing good as well.

Praise God from whom all blessings flow! Praise Him all creatures here below!

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've already seen "Don't look now but we're totally gonna have more shortages in stores" articles despite the same articles admitting that there's nothing really in danger of disappearing. Most people are still eating the stuff they hoarded in the spring.

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not really exactly sure who it was that lead me down the path of loving breasts. I think the 90s bringing cleavage front and center with the Wonderbra helped.

Oh and pun very much intended.

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slrpnls 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've loved breasts since as far back as I can remember. I'm okay with leg men and ass men. I can appreciate both.

Feet are fucking gross and those into it are just barely above those into scat and pee porn.

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slrpnls 18 points ago +18 / -0

Indeed. I laugh at them but I do feel for them. Their parents failed them; their schools failed them and society failed them. They need to man the fuck up, though.

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slrpnls 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know Reddit still has a hardon for him but never once did I hear "I miss Obama" in the last few years in my neck of the woods (deep blue Massachusetts.)

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slrpnls 60 points ago +60 / -0

I don't care that he doesn't wear one. What I hate is that he and his shithead brother tell me to wear one when they don't even follow their own stupid rule.

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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spent years at Reddit. I always mourned the death of real message boards but Reddit was ... okay, in its place (better than Facebook groups but that's a super low bar.)

Now I don't know why people go there except for very niche subs and even then I don't get it.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's crazy how many people tried to pressure my wife and I to find out what we were having. We wanted it to be a surprise.

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

It just so happens I remember an article I saved for times like this.

http://archive.is/FTpFB

If you want to save the read the guy lost his wife, his kids, has no access to his grandchildren and has been expressly forbidden to contact them. He blames his kids. He blames society. He blames his "Episcopalian god" (whatever the fuck that means) but never once does he look in the mirror and say, "You know what, maybe I was wrong." Nope. It's on everyone else.

He will die alone, afraid and as a man with a mutilated body. May God have mercy upon his soul.

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew one girl in college I was interested in but then I found out she was really pro-abortion and probably posts to childfree. She talked about how awful her mom was and how she should've been aborted. No dad in the picture, of course.

I feel bad for her.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's be real, they are definitely 5's so they can definitely get the nerd boys. Thing is, they could look like Meliania or Chanel and I wouldn't want them because there is such evil in their hearts.

I'd take a chubby 4 who knows how to wear makeup and loves children and traditional marriage.

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

What would a good looking gal like that want with a human slug like Toobin?

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

My godfather looked to be doing so well and then deteriorated in a matter of weeks.

FUCK CANCER!

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeez. I feel for you, Pede. I died of Net Neutrality so I can only imagine what you're going through.

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slrpnls 6 points ago +6 / -0

I always thought incest would be first but they decided to just skip ahead.

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to the store with my parents and my mom got some Goya chick peas off the shelf (she normally buys store brand) and said "They support Trump so I can pay a few more cents.

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slrpnls 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope he gets the China flu and they don't give him HCQ or Regeneron.

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darn those racists and their ... checks calendar ... nodding!

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