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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably less penises in the NBA than the WNBA.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then do it on Bing.

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slrpnls 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe it's where I live but I have never seen a black woman stocking the shelves. I've seen black men, white men, white teenaged boys, black teenaged boys, even saw a tranny stocking once. Never a black woman.

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Channellock pliers are great. Their adjustable wrenches are made in Spain but at least it's not Chyna.

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slrpnls 13 points ago +13 / -0

So let's all post some great Made in USA items!

I'll start:

Darn Tough Socks (Made in Vermont)
Fox River Socks (Made in Iowa)
Lodge Cast Iron and Carbon Steel (NOT the enameled. Just the bare metal! Made in TN)
Crayola Crayons

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slrpnls 29 points ago +29 / -0

You know, you drive through rural PA and there's some beautiful countryside. There are Amish and Mennonites living simply and keeping their farms up nicely. Then you have these cancerous tumors infecting and threatening to destroy the whole state.

NY is already suffering this are a more advanced state.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Chyna is claiming like almost no deaths too.

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Albuterol

My most recent Albuterol cost me $25. It is $60 or so without insurance. Obama era EPA banned the propellant making the current inhalers far less effective than they used to be.

I know it's OT but just a reminder to say, FUCK YOU OBAMA!

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drlumphtards Plumph

I love that this is the best they can come up with. My kid ain't even in school and she can come up with better insults than that.

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs an IV of Diet Coke and a McDonald's cheeseburger once in a while.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great genes in that family.

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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like Big Mike does to Barry.

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slrpnls 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Oh no! The Harry Podder character stopped being written in the book. I am literally shaking now! No spoilers or I'll LITERALLY DIE!!!"

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slrpnls 13 points ago +14 / -1

"But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world." Galatians 6:14

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slrpnls 11 points ago +11 / -0

Friendly reminder that Pocahontas is maybe, at best, 1/1024th Injun.

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably one of those that fondle women when they have been put under.

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

I went to bed early convinced we had lost so I found out the next day. The day after was glorious at work and while I couldn't say anything I loved seeing so many smug ass libs (including all the execs at my company) crying and wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it was real and so cringey. No one can look at that and think, "Yeah, that looks good. Let's go with that."

Low effort shit for a low energy candidate.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I'm seeing pro-Trump demonstrations in deep fucking blue, one party rule dictatorship Massachusetts I know the media is lying.

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

You didn't enjoy Blacula?

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a great Dr and right before Covid he moved. Now I have a crummy PCP but waiting until shit is calm before I go hunting for a new one.

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