A truly high quality post.

It's not that they're uninterested. They're too ashamed to publicly admit they're stoked.

Share this as much as possible

Definitely weird.

Please tell me this is photoshopped

How long had she been dead?

Sly and the family stone says dont

Sounds like Sorcha Faal

Chinese couldn't even make an effective bioweapon. They needed 24/7 cooperation from the enemy countries media to get anything out of it.

My guess....

No

Never stop praying

One prayer can change the entire world if God accepts it

No matter what

"Who put the sticks up their butt?"

-Gamora

The science is settled

Looks like maybe his granddaughter with her head up to his crotch?

video related

Oh I get it lol

Sorry

What kind of troll.....

If you think those are the only options you're probably very young or very sheltered.

I'm about 70 miles north of anchorage and I felt it

Pure stupidity.

Sorry sir.

"I wish a purple haired lesbian was nearby to beat me and tell me how wrong I was for accepting his help, but alas...."

Links to cannibalism?

Was Reddit there?

"Hey guys, I just formed a militia! First thing we should do is case a governors vacation home to see how feasible it is to kidnap him/her. I'm totally not a FBI dork."

-FBI Dork

They want to turn us into Britain.

But will excuse away their candidate saying he helped created the most inclusive voter fraud organization in American history.