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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Serious answer: I don't think the video is a deepfake because if they were going to deepfake GEOTUS, they would have him directly use the word 'concede' and also mention Biden and Harris as the victors to whom his team will cooperate with during the transition period. The vagueness of President Trump's statements makes me not only think it was really him, but also suspect that he is going to try the best of his remaining options. Will any succeed? I have no idea. There are loyal individuals trying to carry out the MAGA agenda and also a ton of very powerful entities trying to stop it. I think the radio silence from GEOTUS and most of his team is because running their mouths would not be useful right now.

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spaceforce_chaplain 110 points ago +111 / -1

Sheeeeeeit... he could actually use emergency communication systems to message all cell phones or be on every channel of all US TVs if he really wanted. Neither option is even classified. Everyone knows that, right? He'll talk when he's ready.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

It does sound like him; it just doesn't say what people think it does. Reread it word by word very carefully. He uses misdirection in his use of conjunctions to give it the slight flavor of concession, but there is no concession there. Feel free to pour through all US elections since 1789 and find the ones where the concession contained no reference to the victor. Perhaps there are a few, but I highly doubt it. Imagine a two term president from decades ago being interviewed about his second term: "What was the transition like between your first term and your second?" "The transition was challenging due to changes in the house and senate and the economy that year, but..." Nothing about the word transition is out of place there; however, the president serves two terms.

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spaceforce_chaplain 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm in a shitastic mood, and that's the 2nd thing that has made me laugh today (1st was Norm MacDonald). Thanks for the laugh, Pedeville.

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spaceforce_chaplain 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hanged... they're all hung like Tic Tacs, but that's irrelevant.

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spaceforce_chaplain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hanged but he was probably hung as well given his patriotic chadness.

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got my dog a Hunter Biden toy, but the toy was a super bad influence so I had to get rid of it. I can't have my dog taking dick pics all day while strung out on meth and making illegal overseas business deals. Chew up my favorite slipper? Okay... I'll buy new slippers, but get thrown out of obedience school for smoking crack? Not in my household...

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spaceforce_chaplain 49 points ago +49 / -0

That's a hell of a lift though (no shaking or struggling- perfect control). Props to that lovably portly badass...

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spaceforce_chaplain 8 points ago +9 / -1

Every red state with a balanced budget should secede, and maybe take a small handful of red states with unbalanced budgets in if they agree to get their shit together. Then let the blue states wallow in their crippling debt. No more bailouts! Eff 'em!

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the idea might be that he points to locations in video chats when he felt unsafe to say the place names aloud. His contacts would then know to go there (for a drop off or pick up, etc.). One of his feminist artist friends, Phillipa Horan, drew him in two sketches where he points to a specific location using his back tattoo.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol... I knew there was some risk of people misinterpreting my intentions here, but I also thought what I was going for was pretty obvious. Anyhow... mea culpa. Yes, yes...10,000 refried beans run through me... given that it's Taco Tuesday and all...

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah... I was doing a headstand, and it was right side up from my vantage point. Either that or it looked more like an arrow that way... your call...

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arrow... no other reason. I make make mediocre posts when I get tired.

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah... that wasn't my point at all. Umm... How about this, I was doing a headstand when I posted it.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hehe... alright... it's not the worst thing I've been called today. I'll upvote ya...

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was kind of a low effort joke to be honest. I was looking at the shape of Texas and saw an arrow in it. Anyhow... have a good one...

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you can convince her it's real, she'll get out the big crystals, the finest essential oils, check her whore-oscope, and then send happy thoughts wherever they are most needed.

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spaceforce_chaplain 112 points ago +114 / -2

Tucker's announcement about the future of his show was hilarious. "... my show is only gonna get bigger..." Actually, Tucker, the audience decides that; not upper management.

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've had awesome teachers and professors. I'm certainly not saying they don't exist. Hell... I still do guest lectures from time to time when invited, and I would like to think that has value. My beef is with the teachers who are addicted to undeserved adulation and the culture of academia. The only thing cringier is Hollywood celebs giving each other awards and using their speeches to tell the common man how they should feel about the world.

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I taught, I loathed most of my co-workers. I don't know which group of teachers in which decade hoodwinked enough simpletons into casting educators as a sacred cow in our society, but no one is more obnoxious than the modern day teachers who actually believe their own hype.

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