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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Serious answer: I don't think the video is a deepfake because if they were going to deepfake GEOTUS, they would have him directly use the word 'concede' and also mention Biden and Harris as the victors to whom his team will cooperate with during the transition period. The vagueness of President Trump's statements makes me not only think it was really him, but also suspect that he is going to try the best of his remaining options. Will any succeed? I have no idea. There are loyal individuals trying to carry out the MAGA agenda and also a ton of very powerful entities trying to stop it. I think the radio silence from GEOTUS and most of his team is because running their mouths would not be useful right now.

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spaceforce_chaplain 110 points ago +111 / -1

Sheeeeeeit... he could actually use emergency communication systems to message all cell phones or be on every channel of all US TVs if he really wanted. Neither option is even classified. Everyone knows that, right? He'll talk when he's ready.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does sound like him; it just doesn't say what people think it does. Reread it word by word very carefully. He uses misdirection in his use of conjunctions to give it the slight flavor of concession, but there is no concession there. Feel free to pour through all US elections since 1789 and find the ones where the concession contained no reference to the victor. Perhaps there are a few, but I highly doubt it. Imagine a two term president from decades ago being interviewed about his second term: "What was the transition like between your first term and your second?" "The transition was challenging due to changes in the house and senate and the economy that year, but..." Nothing about the word transition is out of place there; however, the president serves two terms.

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spaceforce_chaplain 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm in a shitastic mood, and that's the 2nd thing that has made me laugh today (1st was Norm MacDonald). Thanks for the laugh, Pedeville.

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

The story is fweedumb as hell anyways. Never go full fweetard, Kamala.

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if someone who she considers reasonably hip and with it could just take her aside and explain that she'll pull in way more dudes as tomboy (girl) than as a trans-gay-guy? If a person wants to sabotage their chances in the dating pool, then unconventional trans identities are a sure fire way to do it. The rarely attempted 'trans-gay-male' thing basically means she'd be stuck dating other transfolk or the one in a thousand gay guy who likes men but thinks vagina could be really fun.

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spaceforce_chaplain 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

"But he was boring as turds while being the president and being black. Do you have any idea how stunning and brave that is? No, no... you do not." - Leftistus Dipshitious III

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spaceforce_chaplain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not her. Facial recognition and body geometry are way off. Detailed analysis is here: https://apelbaum.wordpress.com/2020/10/26/beware-of-chinese-bearing-gifts/

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spaceforce_chaplain 30 points ago +34 / -4

I appreciate the posts about people's families. Some posters have lost family members, need family-related prayers, or just want to read some congratulatory remarks (births, weddings, etc.). Some posters likely have found themselves estranged from their families due to politics, and TD.win might be the closest substitute unfortunately. Not only do I care enough to upvote and sometimes leave comments, but, even if you want to consider this just at a systems-level analysis, posters feeling safe to express vulnerability builds TD.win's sense of community.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impossible. New Zealand has a female Prime Minister and that is more effective against COVID according people who have no idea how to make valid comparisons. Oh... Oh... You meant the fruit...

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +3 / -1

I know every reply is supposed to be a "big Mike" joke, but as a genuine observation: she looks like hell in this photo.

by imenki
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spaceforce_chaplain 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's the Babylon Bee's favorite punching bag. Anytime there's a slow news day, they just roast him to fantastic effect.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no reason to ever do that with Nancy Pelosi unless you are Ip Man, and the next frame of action is you Wing Chunning her to oblivion.

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spaceforce_chaplain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we please send Greta Thunberg to Venus to talk some sense into their leaders (or just to get her off of Earth- whichever)?

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spaceforce_chaplain 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hanged... they're all hung like Tic Tacs, but that's irrelevant.

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spaceforce_chaplain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hanged but he was probably hung as well given his patriotic chadness.

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got my dog a Hunter Biden toy, but the toy was a super bad influence so I had to get rid of it. I can't have my dog taking dick pics all day while strung out on meth and making illegal overseas business deals. Chew up my favorite slipper? Okay... I'll buy new slippers, but get thrown out of obedience school for smoking crack? Not in my household...

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