At this point, I'm not sure if this is real or satire.

Show, don't tell.

Let me say something stupid right here:

Come on, man!

I am from Nicaragua.

Obviously.

Stop making shit up. That didn't happen. Source: me working for Nashville's Dept of Public Works

You do good work.

Thanks to the Dems, we now know that “abuse of power” is an impeachable offense.

Kek

If Apple uses a strawman to set it up, and then acquires it after it buys up Apples stock, then the substance over form doctrine and the step transaction do trine would likely bite them in the ass.

Good response. Thank you. Now what if the new company is established overseas by some law office in the Bahamas? Same result?

Certainly not our government. They just want to take the money.

Send them all to Ukraine. One way.

At least he didn't fall out of the helicopter.

Oh, wait...

It’s a good thing that he didn’t put his feet up on Pelosi’s desk or he’d be in real trouble.

Okay Black Bart, now you get yours.

--Ralphie

DiVeRsItY iS oUr StReNgTh!

Another 3/4 inch and she would have been democratized.

You misosodomist, you.

Make Arizona Great Again

Looks like Patriot Front to me.

Hello, Police? There's some guy claing to be a Fed outside my door asking for my guns.

I think he's really Patriot Front.

Somewhere some guy will get to wake up every day beside her, and that guy wins one of life's lotteries.

Just a clump of numbers.

You don't get pain meds for recovery from cataract surgery. This happened the day after.

I bet it also fully reverses the SALT cap on deductions in high tax blue states.