Which means CNN is a domestic terrorist organization.

Hey, FBI guys. You should do something about that before they get someone else killed. And you can coordinate with the CBS guys to cover the raid since you're both already here! \o/

Eeeeexcellent.

They'll be so busy watching the skies for drones and rooftops for snipers that they will never see the cybernetic sewer gators coming.

Question 2: When changing the oil on your car, the correct place to put the catch pan is:

a - on the ground directly under the drain plug

b - on the ground directly in front of the drain plug

c - it doesn't fucking matter because that shit will just end up spraying everywhere until you get that thrice damned bolt out which is going to be tough because it's covered in dirty oil now, so ha-ha and I should have put this son of a bitch up on a jack first pla...OH GOD IT'S IN MY EYE!!!

d - I don't know, I drive an electric car

Stopped for Whataburger.

And to pick up some jerky from Buc-ee's.

Well, I can tell you one thing.

It's going to be a hard sell putting one in the Constitution 2.0 at the next Continental Congress, that's for sure.

Not exactly, but it's pretty close when you put Bat AIDS in power armor and let it use kryptonite gas grenades.

Because they're geographically close enough that we can just invade them.

Be gentle with him.

This is probably the first time he's been right about anything in a long, long time and that can be disorienting.

You made 3 mistakes.

First. You took the job.

Second. You came light. A four man crew for me? Insulting.

But your worst mistake? You dropped the tendies.

Dunno. File a suit, let's see what happens. :)

NY Post needs to have its lawyers file a 230 suit against Twitter. Like now. And don't let up once they cave.

You want to be a publisher and not a platform? Fine. Get ready to start cutting checks for everyone who's called Trump a "nazi", as well as for each person who retweeted it.

If you don't like watching your friends get burned when they get caught, maybe you shouldn't try to use them as assets in your political operations, genius.

"And that's how the real Civil War 2.0 got started. That whole kerfluffle with the soyviets was over in like a day, but the fighting over Based Blurry Woman's hand in marriage would pit brother against brother in savage combat for years."

Well, hopefully she can at least get him to FINALLY denounce white supremacist groups.

Again.

Nancy Pelosi? I think we can all agree losing her would be nothing compared to losing the one man in the entire world that embodies the American dream and is damned near a father figure to half the country. His generosity is almost as vast as his wealth, and we'd all be truly devastated if anything were to ever happen to George Soros.

How is this a change in policy?

You ask New Dad how many grandkids he wants and if there are any special family names that need to be worked into the rotation.

No freaking doubt.

I was stacking up a few new boxes on my ammo shelf the other night and heard the unmistakable sound of wood groaning under strain.

The really concerning part is... the shelves are metal. :o

Either the Alapaca Lips needs to start soon, or I'm going to have to reinforce the subfloor in my Constitutionally Protected Freedoms Closet.

I don't think I really thought about it that much or came to any conclusion like that.

I just call them pedos because, like, they're pedos.

Not a joke. They even used to carry some around in their pockets back in the day in case one of the crew started freaking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us7SZKdPDIM

Go hunting.

Heaven doesn't have hogs. :(

Just bacon trees.