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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

A politician is good at what he does. He would rather appear incompetent or stupid than have his true motives revealed.

A master manipulator.

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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just watching your every move, waiting for you to trip up so they can toss you into the gulag.

Like a guardian angel.

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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a man cannot be trusted with a gun then he should either:

  1. Be put in prison because he is a threat to society.

  2. Be physically removed from society.

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think all the gender stuff (1) is destroying our culture but (2) is ultimately a distraction.

Communists stole an election to gain absolute power in the US. They are working to ban self-defense (guns) and to forceably inject citizens.

Sorry that your little girl can't play soccer now. Honestly, it sucks. But it's going to get a whole lot worse. We need to focus on more important issues.

With regard to the vaccine, best case: it is a money grab and way to label conservative dissenters.

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spratville 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why all the hate for whites, specifically males?

Because white-male approximates conservative.

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spratville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breaking from BBC

An actress from We Are Lady Parts was beheaded by Asian-migrant, Faheem al-Hammoud.

When apprehended, Faheem said, "These whores dishonor Muhammad. Blaspheming whores. Allahu Akbar."

Motives remain unclear.

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spratville 14 points ago +14 / -0

Although the ship is no longer blocking the canal, health experts have decided to quarantine the canal closed for two more weeks in the interest of public health.

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the first haircut is atrocious but I've known a couple of nice ladies that thought they'd go for it.

The third haircut is even worse and I've never known a tolerable person to assume it.

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spratville 12 points ago +12 / -0

DISPATCH: Ma'am, is it a black person of color?

WOMAN (screaming): I don't know! I can't see him! All the lights are off!

DISPATCH: Ma'am, calm down! Saying that you cannot see a black person of color is racist, white-supremacist, and will not be tolerated. Check your privilege.

(DISPATCH sighs.)

DISPATCH: Now, please comply with the unscheduled visitor and meet his demands.

(Gunshots are heard.)

DISPATCH (mumbling to her co-worker): Damn bitch didn't check her privilege.

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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know who Sophia Loren is but if Sophia is a woman, then no, you don't look like her.

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spratville 1 point ago +2 / -1

Joe lost the election but was still inaugurated.

Joe was inaugurated but the man running the government is Barack Hussein Obama.

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spratville 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some interns make $0 / hour and that's going to be the new normal.

Want an entry-level job that pays $15? You only need 2-3 years of experience to apply.

Have no experience? Guess you have to take an unpaid internship until your productivity is worth at least $15 / hour.

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spratville 15 points ago +15 / -0

Also making power point presentations for your boss about how you're shuffling papers.

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spratville 4 points ago +4 / -0

The federal government is fully globalist-communist.

The first step to dismantling communism is to stop funding it.

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spratville 19 points ago +19 / -0

Saw an Aztec art exhibit at a museum. It was at least 50% depictions of human sacrifice.

The truth is that it is a good thing that the Aztec empire was destroyed. Pure evil.

Hopefully, we can reform America to avoid the same fate.

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spratville 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm already laughing.

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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the LORD said, “What have you done? The voice of your brother’s blood is crying to me from the ground."

Cain said to the LORD, “If you had not made this rock, I would not have been able to kill my brother."

Then the LORD said, "You are right, Cain. No more rocks allowed. If you see anyone with a rock, enslave them or kill them. So that no one will die from rocks. Furthermore, in order to enforce this new rule, you yourself are allowed, encouraged, to use a rock. All of this is to promote the general safety."

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Abel's fault because he had privilege.

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the wrong worksheet.

The Muslim murderer worksheet just says, "Not all Muslims! The real issue is white supremacy!"

Please report to the re-education camp for further assessment and training with regard to your mistake.

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a confession to make.

About 8 years ago, there was a month or so when I liked and participated in the cucked open-mouth smile.

Seeing this picture makes me ashamed so I must confess this and seek forgiveness.

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spratville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't believe your lying eyes and ears!!

Trust us in the political-media complex.

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a bad system.

I saw this happen when I was in high school. A friend got punched in the face repeatedly and had bones in his face broken. He did nothing in retaliation against his attacker. But he got suspended from school the same as the attacker.

If I have sons, I'm going to teach them to not start fights but to finish them. Not only that, but step in and defend innocent people when they get attacked. Get big and strong and then protect the weak.

But my kids also are not going to go to public school.

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