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statesfrights 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I look forward to registering for the Dem Gestapo watchlist voluntarily.

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statesfrights 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know what? Fuck it. If I have to sleep with one eye open for the Feds and the other for a gravy train of Honduran murderers, I guess I might as well buy a nice pillow to cushion the pistol beneath my head.

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statesfrights 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes I wish the leftists who claim Trump's admin has been "literally 1984" would actually read Nineteen Eighty-Four. But then I remember they wouldn't understand it.

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statesfrights 39 points ago +39 / -0

I believe Denny's calls that the "Imperial Slam."

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statesfrights 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dibs on Ms. Krassenstein. If it comes to Stephen King, I'll settle for a wing or a thigh.

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statesfrights 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're just putting this out there so they can explain why no one shows up. Just like how every idiot liberal looks at dumps that skew +90% Biden and go, "Well, Trump told his voters not to vote by mail, so hah!"

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statesfrights 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are not alone. Death is a mysterious part of this great life, and we all must shoulder that burden. We will meet again some day.

Many are suffering as you do. Take comfort in our mutual sorrow and inimical rage. We will mourn for you and yours, we will lift all our kin up in prayer, and we will forever decry those who sought to erode our spirits.

There are dark forces in this world that are solely the works of men. Lie in the cool grasses of this Earth and ponder its firmament. You will remember the yawning silence of God at work, whatever you esteem him to be.

We strive to design our purpose in human tomes. Our divine purpose is to love and feel congress with that enormous and unknowable power. It should not stagger you. It will lift you up. You are hewn from it and seamed with it. We are shards of eternity, and we suffer the erosions of time and trial.

I do not know you, but I love you. Because we are the same lone soldiers in a perennial conflict writ in the black — between our atoms, in the galactic pearl clusters, wherever absence is full.

Mourn them as they are due. Pity for yourself is a comfort, but an indulgent one. Do not let it be the sweetbreads of misery. You are not guilty to laugh during the day. Quell that pang of regret in the moments you forget this pain. You have not forgotten them. You will not forget them. But it is the truly brave who choose optimism in the face of the most dire odds.

We and you will win.

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statesfrights 24 points ago +24 / -0

NJ pede here. If we had any clean politicians, we would have prosecuted the Newark, Trenton, and Camden crime caliphate long ago. I dream of a red Garden State.

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statesfrights 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope the panel gets to rip this guy to shreds. What a crook.

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statesfrights 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's been proven right on too many long shots for me to doubt him anymore. I just wish he'd go for the jugular already so I can stop reading .win sites 24 hours a day.

23 will do.

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statesfrights 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's the same goddamn story everywhere. Going to have to learn to twine our own rope, pedes. Bound to be a shortage.

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statesfrights 2 points ago +2 / -0

I loved the head loll after she said it. Abso-fucking-lutely unhinged. Sanctimonious demon.

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statesfrights 1 point ago +1 / -0

WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM...

wailing guitar, drill sounds

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statesfrights 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do any pedes know how much I can donate to the legal prosecution fund without it being publicly reported by the FEC? Couldn't find an easy answer. Trying to save America without being branded an unemployable racist for all time.

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statesfrights 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome - looking forward to it. Your video was eye-opening. Who knew that Mr. "Send a shrink with every cop" once ridiculed Republican senators for wanting to spend on rehabilitation and integration programs for convicts? Keep up the good work, fren!

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statesfrights 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dueling banjos town halls, or "The One Against the Media (without Joe)"

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statesfrights 8 points ago +8 / -0

This video by u/Dr_Derpology could use another sticky after Biden ate shit last night:

https://thedonald.win/p/GuwsyB7Q/its-a-long-and-slow-videobut-thi/

Trump, as a private citizen, took out a page in a paper to express his opinion on the Central Park Five, but Biden gets off calling the jailing of hundreds of thousands of non-violent drug offenders a "mistake?"

A mistake happens once. Indiscriminately jailing black people for carrying drugs is not a mistake. It's unforgiveable.

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statesfrights 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish I could upvote millions and millions of times for someone who correctly spells the "rein in" idiom, but, alas, I am not an overwhelming majority of illegal aliens in our elections.

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