I’m about to get the mattress topper
Yet still a close approximation of victims
Fuck that. I just bought a new dairy cow. You can come to my house for butter and milk.
.....and throw them into re-education programs
This man is rolling over in his grave right now because if what’s happening in our country
I’m sitting on my couch eating a whole bag of Oreos by myself. Match me.
But seriously, you’re doing the Lord’s work
Not gonna lie. My husband and I are now considering polygamy (we’re not)
The eyes looking at two different cameras at the same time
I got it. Can confirm I am not dead.
Adobo all purpose spice is amazing. I use it to season steak. Yum.
I’m a criminal defense lawyer
Fuckin’ Bill. When will he learn?
The capitol was as much of a spontaneous demonstration as Benghazi.
“Keck” - FBI, probably
Any “boogaloos” going down today? Keck
How does “Cunt, that is all” get normied for grandma? 🤣 My mom wasn’t a fan of that one. I’ll be sure to send her to your site!
Well fuck
Edit: Cunt, that is all
Wait. Should we give him a pass?
Jokes on them. My bank account is basically empty.
Edit: I’m a business owner and COVID shutdowns are awesome (they’re not)
I’m panicking and terrible with money. So thanks for the advice! 😂
How about 2 or 3 more to match his Nobel Peace Prize Nominations
We live in the country too. I’m thinking of taking some of it out and putting it in my husband’s retirement account in Brazil. Right now the dollar to the Brazilian dollar is 1:5. I guess I have some time to decide. But man I’m gonna miss the Trump economy if nothing happens before inauguration
They’re so damn lazy
Wow. It was hard for me to recognize them at first without dicks in their mouths
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