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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Masturbating to child porn.

Hi, FBI agents. I know what you’re doing with Hunter’s laptop.

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stonetears4fears 10 points ago +10 / -0

What’s the reverse placebo effect? Everyone was so scared of getting the virus, it probably led to health complications stemming from fear. Got the flu? Nope. Now you have China Flu and think you’re going to die. Hybrid-physio/psychological warfare. Definitely a virus. Definitely doesn’t feel great when you get it. Definitely blown out of proportion.

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stonetears4fears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here’s the thing. We don’t actually call anyone bigots here. If someone uses that term, it’s a joke.

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rolex?

Spez: don’t forget investors (basically everyone) by saying they’ll tax unrealized capital gains

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stonetears4fears 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet they just have a butt ton of orders right now

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look. I don’t know how many times I have to explain math to you guys. But lower approval ratings mean Biden is more popular than Trump by eleventy billion points. There are infinite genders. 2+2= unicorns. And we should obviously tax unrealized capital gains because string theory.

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