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stonetears4fears 122 points ago +122 / -0

Today I learned Bob Dole is still alive.

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t come at me with your racist math. We’re all gonna die.

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stonetears4fears 30 points ago +31 / -1

I’m waiting for all my Instagram-worshipping, thirty-something, essential-oil-peddling Christian mom friends on Facebook who aren’t voting for Trump because he says mean things now say they are still not voting for him because he said “fuck.”

I’ve seen quite a few of my friends post shit like that and I’m like, you’d rather vote for the party that hates Christianity, wants to see babies dead, and wants a secular globalist takeover? Ok.

Edit: the party that thinks pedophilia is acceptable and whose party leaders partake in....

The party that wants to get us into wars

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stonetears4fears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where do I sign up to phone bank?

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stonetears4fears 57 points ago +57 / -0

Jussie Smollet enters the chat

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stonetears4fears 4 points ago +5 / -1

I thought that was a great way to phrase it

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stonetears4fears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never underestimate the stupidity of human beings.

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair point

by Jotoku
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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m tempted at this point to say “fuck optics”

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

The poor man’s version

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whitmer looks like a movie villain

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stonetears4fears 8 points ago +8 / -0

My son had to go to therapy the first few months of COVID because of his overwhelming anxiety that he or someone he loved was going to die. He’s only 10. No school, separation from friends, and being cooped up inside all day really did a number on him. He’s a lot better now though and he even doesn’t wear his mask anymore.

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stonetears4fears 5 points ago +5 / -0

This should be how we decide elections in the future. Trust the dogs! They know good people. They’d probably piss all over Biden’s leg and bite Kampala’s hand.

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking love this place

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stonetears4fears 18 points ago +18 / -0

You can’t see it right now, but I’m saluting you with tears in my eyes. Top tier quality real life shitposting, sir. Well done.

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