Ha! Yeah...'goodbye everyone. I'm sorry.'

In a blizzard...at -20 F...

That's a lantern-jawed young damsel....makes Leno look normal.

Nah man...that's super-duper-ultra-racist against neon yella stick pipo.

He's right tho - they should all keep their asses out of the freakin' road or be prepared for whatever unsavory spectacle may ensue.

Can't believe anyone over the age of 5 or 6 needs to be told this, tbh...

Sounds like Raz indicated his intention to whoop they azz & then commenced to whoop they azz lmao

Looks like a new Morton Salt logo - which is appropriate, considering all the salt coming out of CHAZ.

But...that's racist! Surely there must be some misunderstanding?!

LMAO OMG 'the unibrow tranny is my son' and now daddy-o gets to look at his son's prepubescent bosoms.

HONK! HONK!

Gosh - that is certainly a predicament. I wonder why they have no skills and an extensive criminal record?

Yes, I'd say they are in a pretty tight spot. Doesn't sound like much fun to be in their shoes. Maybe they should try something else, like an all-volunteer force who won't mind getting shot at while simultaneously starving and not getting paid.

First they starve after 24 hours; then they try to kill each other.

Forevermore...what could possibly go wrong, next, in Utopia?

Why is that guy's hand as soft as a baby's? Weird.

Good! Sounds like a solid plan! (dump your Apple stock now lmao)

Why yes. Yes, RedChinaIt will allow it.

Well darn. That's a real tough break. Nobody could've seen that would come strolling thru the new neighborhood.

Maybe they can work and earn enough by this Fall to get a nice new shiny Police Dept with uniforms that have the orange "AutoZone" logo on the pockets?

Good. Paint it on every street in NYC. Won't change a damn thing and they'll all be standing there scratching their heads when it - guess what? - doesn't change a damn thing.

What, they're looking to hire a police force? Oops! Sorry, all our LEOs in that particular area are on summer vacation. Check back with us in the Fall ; )

W I N N I N G !

I got news for 'em - no healthcare is free; somebody is paying for their free ride.

lol that didn't take long...

You've been here literally 40 min & have posted nothing but Leftist shit.

wtaf...

Ha, my bad.

Makes sense tho - most women aren't such huge twats.

"Goodbye everyone. I'm sorry."

24 hrs later: "Gud nooz guize - I decided not tew killed myself again!"

Judging from the dates of the 3 'threats' to do herself in, she does this approx every other month. Damn, girl - buy some Midol and confine yourself to your room when the 'bad' ovary kicks in...

Where's he from? I triiiiied to look at all his booooring and ridiculous blogggggs but now my eyes are bleeding.